Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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dumboears
| 8
That's one hell of a fart.
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LaColombianita
| 26
I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
A little too excited there
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Waffl3z
| 8
Sounds like an extreme case of mudbutt.
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lrgenesis
| 19
This FML made my penis go really soft.
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tanneriscool
| 2
17 - your comment made me want to slap you in the face with my penis.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
17- Are you expecting a trophy or something?
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Give this man a spanky award!
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tanneriscool
| 2
17 is trying to be funny but completely backfired on him..
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
This is a crappy situation.
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Jamialia
| 5
I bet it's swamp ass
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BRONCOMAN79
| 0
Wow i hate it when that happens haha
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TheGianaJinx
| 0
Now during class when you suddenly slam your head on the desk, everyone read this FML and understands you farted.
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tjv3
| 10
Maybe you need to go get that checked out. But thanks OP now my nose hurts because I laughed so hard Pepsi came out
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vickeeyleeigh
| 0
Hahaha halarious!
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dumboears
| 8
That's one hell of a fart.
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Wederoney
| 16
Can't even begin to imagine what it must have smelled like.
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Yodaevil
| 4
I'm jealous! I wish my farts would launch me into my mirror!
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hemz_fml
| 13
You got me beat :(
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lebronesque73091
| 12
33 & 57- Holy shit! That made the fml so much more funny XD
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goodfella925
| 0
lol!
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freakinglaugher
| 10
It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it *coughing fit* .. super ..fart. Oh crap, he just sharted!
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liveyourlife_191
| 8
Good luck explaining THAT to your parents. They will probably disown you. FYL
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LaColombianita
| 26
I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...
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yahoowizard
| 16
You obviously have not seen this one Dexter Laboratory episode...but that reference is a bit obscure, I think
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TheDog6
| 24
Silent but Deadly.
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rabid_fish
| 4
Are you a duck?
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n3rdzgotskillz
| 29
how on earth did farting feel like getting stabbed? what do you eat?!
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dumboears
| 8
Something really spicy would do it.
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imepelepticsir
| 5
spicy foods would cause you to shit your pants as you farted.
the experience oh how i loathe it.
the experience oh how i loathe it.
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n3rdzgotskillz
| 29
I eat spicy food all the time and can safely say that my farts have never been that deadly :')
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Do they whistle?
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imepelepticsir
| 5
must be the artificial spicy foods then.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
More likely op has hemmoroids an pressure of gas on them caused pain. Op should get their ass examined!
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taco_bender
| 12
Tacos dont hurt people. They are very delicious and good. Besides taco bell is fake mexican food. Its good sometimes but cant beat original tacos beaner made.
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CoGhostRider
| 31
It sometimes happens to people with acid reflux. It's basically a fold in your intestines catching the air.
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mama2b3
| 20
Who knew farting could be so dangerous. ..
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kicker42
| 0
...beautiful
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lrgenesis
| 19
And that's why I stopped eating taco bell
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Maybe a ghost decided to troll you and stab your butt.
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LookOnBrightSide
| 12
Farts do work in mysterious ways. Makes you wonder...
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whoaaahorsie
| 7
don't under estimate the power of farting!
want to be alone in a room? fart!
want a brand new spankin' mirror? fart!
want to be alone in a room? fart!
want a brand new spankin' mirror? fart!
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
For the first one I've seen people light a cigarette
For the second, leave a window open and throw a base ball through it, then blame the neighbor kids
There, now no need to fart
For the second, leave a window open and throw a base ball through it, then blame the neighbor kids
There, now no need to fart