Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror....

By Rachal - 30/1/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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By dumboears | 8

#3965477 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:01

That's one hell of a fart.

By LaColombianita | 26

#3965483 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:02

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

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By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#3965475 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:00

A little too excited there

Waffl3z | 8

#3965594 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:11

Sounds like an extreme case of mudbutt.

lrgenesis | 19

#3965672 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:21

This FML made my penis go really soft.

tanneriscool | 2

#3965807 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:52

17 - your comment made me want to slap you in the face with my penis.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3965827 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:59

17- Are you expecting a trophy or something?

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3965841 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:01

Give this man a spanky award!

tanneriscool | 2

#3965854 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:02

17 is trying to be funny but completely backfired on him..

AnonymousTroll | 2

#3966305 - Monday 30 January 2012 12:58

This is a crappy situation.

Jamialia | 5

#3966781 - Monday 30 January 2012 15:38

I bet it's swamp ass

BRONCOMAN79 | 0

#3967070 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:57

Wow i hate it when that happens haha

TheGianaJinx | 0

#3967126 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:12

Now during class when you suddenly slam your head on the desk, everyone read this FML and understands you farted.

tjv3 | 10

#3968603 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:55

Maybe you need to go get that checked out. But thanks OP now my nose hurts because I laughed so hard Pepsi came out

vickeeyleeigh | 0

#3969535 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:00

Hahaha halarious!

By dumboears | 8

#3965477 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:01

That's one hell of a fart.

Wederoney | 16

#3965876 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:07

Can't even begin to imagine what it must have smelled like.

Yodaevil | 4

#3967014 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:42

I'm jealous! I wish my farts would launch me into my mirror!

hemz_fml | 13

#3967182 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:28

You got me beat :(

lebronesque73091 | 12

#3967289 - Monday 30 January 2012 18:20

33 & 57- Holy shit! That made the fml so much more funny XD

goodfella925 | 0

#3967687 - Monday 30 January 2012 19:57

lol!

freakinglaugher | 10

#3970161 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:08

It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it *coughing fit* .. super ..fart. Oh crap, he just sharted!

By liveyourlife_191 | 8

#3965479 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:01

Good luck explaining THAT to your parents. They will probably disown you. FYL

By LaColombianita | 26

#3965483 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:02

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

yahoowizard | 16

#3965851 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:02

You obviously have not seen this one Dexter Laboratory episode...but that reference is a bit obscure, I think

TheDog6 | 23

#3968358 - Monday 30 January 2012 23:17

Silent but Deadly.

rabid_fish | 4

#3970148 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:04

Are you a duck?

By n3rdzgotskillz | 29

#3965494 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:03

how on earth did farting feel like getting stabbed? what do you eat?!

dumboears | 8

#3965533 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:06

Something really spicy would do it.

imepelepticsir | 5

#3965582 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:10

spicy foods would cause you to shit your pants as you farted.

the experience oh how i loathe it.

n3rdzgotskillz | 29

#3965638 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:17

I eat spicy food all the time and can safely say that my farts have never been that deadly :')

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3965681 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:22

Do they whistle?

imepelepticsir | 5

#3965690 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:23

must be the artificial spicy foods then.

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3967187 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:28

More likely op has hemmoroids an pressure of gas on them caused pain. Op should get their ass examined!

taco_bender | 12

#3970175 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:12

Tacos dont hurt people. They are very delicious and good. Besides taco bell is fake mexican food. Its good sometimes but cant beat original tacos beaner made.

CoGhostRider | 31

#5610462 - Saturday 3 August 2013 0:52

It sometimes happens to people with acid reflux. It's basically a fold in your intestines catching the air.

By mama2b3 | 20

#3965553 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:08

Who knew farting could be so dangerous. ..

By kicker42 | 0

#3965612 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:14

...beautiful

By lrgenesis | 19

#3965619 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:15

And that's why I stopped eating taco bell

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3965623 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:15

Maybe a ghost decided to troll you and stab your butt.

LookOnBrightSide | 12

#3965717 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:26

Farts do work in mysterious ways. Makes you wonder...

By whoaaahorsie | 7

#3965642 - Monday 30 January 2012 9:17

don't under estimate the power of farting!

want to be alone in a room? fart!
want a brand new spankin' mirror? fart!

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3974673 - Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:23

For the first one I've seen people light a cigarette
For the second, leave a window open and throw a base ball through it, then blame the neighbor kids

There, now no need to fart