By Rachal - United States
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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  taco_bender  |  12

Tacos dont hurt people. They are very delicious and good. Besides taco bell is fake mexican food. Its good sometimes but cant beat original tacos beaner made.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

For the first one I've seen people light a cigarette
For the second, leave a window open and throw a base ball through it, then blame the neighbor kids

There, now no need to fart