Work, Sleep and Wake up: The trap - FML

The trap

By I hate my life - 15/11/2022 18:00 - Indonesia

Today, I came into work late, tried to sneak in, but got caught by my supervisor. Usually I wake up at 7am, hit the road around 7.30, arrive at work before 8am. Today I woke up at 5am, thought that I could go back to sleep for 2 hours, I went back to bed. When I woke up, it was already 9am. FML

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Anderling 29

Wednesday 16 November 2022 9:01

This is one of those occasions where just owning up to a fuckup would be the best option. Getting caught sneaking in just makes you look worse than you would’ve looked going “Hey, I’m sorry, I overslept, I’ll be in asap and I’ll keep working a bit longer to make up for it”.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 16 November 2022 15:01

You should have called in sick.

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Anderling 29

Wednesday 16 November 2022 9:01

This is one of those occasions where just owning up to a fuckup would be the best option. Getting caught sneaking in just makes you look worse than you would’ve looked going “Hey, I’m sorry, I overslept, I’ll be in asap and I’ll keep working a bit longer to make up for it”.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 16 November 2022 15:01

You should have called in sick.

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