FML : Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free...

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Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LowerCrust - / Monday 30 January 2012 02:36 / United States

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By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965591 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:11

First of all the FML implies that OP is in college, therefor pizza places/restaurants are one of those places College student's work at. Second, AT LEAST HE HAS A FUCKING JOB. Third, just because you hate pizza, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN DEMORALIZE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU HATE THEIR PRODUCT!! Shut your fucking mouth!!!!!!

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965555 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:08

How to get revenge on your class stoner: 1)Get his weed 2) Taunt him with the weed 3)Bury the weed 4) Encase the weed in Concrete 5) Watch him cry 6) Profit!! Follow these steps OP, get him back for that firing...

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By Clodinus | 5

#3965485 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:02

The "class stoner"?

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3965508 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:04

You know, the kid that smokes ridiculously too much pot.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965517 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:05

It's the designated Stoner of OP's classroom. In this case OP got stoner trolled...

imepelepticsir | 5

#3965547 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:07

damn those munchies.

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#3966845 - Monday 30 January 2012 03:56

Video cameras?

A100893 | 30

#3967065 - Monday 30 January 2012 04:56

The pizza place might be too poor to afford cameras. Or the stoner stole it out of anger.

iluvhobos | 5

#3967886 - Monday 30 January 2012 08:59

Only one "class stoner"? I'm surprised there isn't a group of them, there usually is in schools..

ArcadePie | 10

#3967968 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:26

2- That's every kid in my class

ripjohnlennon | 5

#3968288 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:55

65- I'm moving to your school

cobaltss06 | 1

#3968572 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:38

Haha hell yea #65 you are getting two new classmates!!

ArcadePie | 10

#3972795 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:01

69- You like john lennon and weed holy shit wer'e destined for each other

By XenaWP | 6

#3965530 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:06

Ydi for working in a pizza place. Pizza sucks balls.

abbyhoneywaffles | 11

#3965568 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:09

Who in fucks name doesn't like pizza? That's just so.. unnatural.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965591 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:11

LaColombianita | 26

#3965615 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:15

I don't think it matters where he works.. At least he has a job. And pizza is delicious!

ProhibitionRose | 14

#3965668 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:21

Pizza is freaking amazing!

RrLSf19 | 0

#3965937 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:29

4, um excuse me but I worked at a pizza parlor for 2 years and currently in university. Who "sucks balls" now?

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3966163 - Monday 30 January 2012 12:18

She didn't say sucks , she said is. Hey here's a fun thought. Apparently, due to a bunch of factors, pizza is now a vegetable in the U.S.

ganjaranja | 9

#3966230 - Monday 30 January 2012 12:39

@13, had job. im sorry op :(

teague95 | 16

#3966294 - Monday 30 January 2012 12:54

Read 10's comment like this: "first" in regular tone, then "second" louder , and "third" SCREAMING! its so much funner.

trixy81 | 10

#3966662 - Monday 30 January 2012 02:53

There's something very wrong with you.

Benelli_SkM | 0

#3966770 - Monday 30 January 2012 03:32

I'm guessing that you kind of knew this comment would get buried...

nabila21 | 0

#3966880 - Monday 30 January 2012 04:01

I'm gonna pretend i didnt hear that dude, pizza is awesome

quite_bored | 9

#3967939 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:17

If pizza sucks balls, I know what I'm ordering on lonely nights!

Mister_Triangle | 21

#3970439 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 07:38

4 - I believe that I speak for everyone when I say this: you're a cunt

4ugu4 | 7

#3980724 - Thursday 2 February 2012 08:01

#4- you've got no balls.

By mama2b3 | 20

#3965538 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:06

That sucks op beat his stoner ass! I'm sorry.

boofgall | 16

#3965862 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:03

Stoners are generally nice people, this guy is an exception though.

StonerkidDGK420 | 0

#3968524 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 12:17

Stoners are nice. Real talk.

ironwords | 8

#3968708 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 02:05

70 BAHAHAHAHA no.

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965555 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:08

cr3ativity | 15

#3965730 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:29

How do you exactly profit? Unless you can sell the tears of a depressed stoner or something of similar nature.

imepelepticsir | 5

#3965733 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:30

or he can just give me the weed so i may start a cartel.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965771 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:38

Well Cr3ativity, you either get the cop's to watch the show and make them pay you by selling them tickets or them giving you a reward. Or just invite some friends and make them pay you for the depressed stoner show. Either way, PROFIT!!!!! Now if you excuse me, i'm going back to my manga...

kez238 | 0

#3966964 - Monday 30 January 2012 04:21

That's stupid.. They should be like.. "Hey class stoner, you cost me my job so we should smoke up and you should buy."

dansco | 24

#3969865 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 05:01

No no, its more simple. Just the head teacher at school that you see him selling to kids and offering them pizza!

By greentiger | 5

#3965575 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:09

The fact that your boss doesn't believe you means that they aren't worth your time. Find another job

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3965598 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:12

"the customer is always right."

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3965617 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:15

^Proven to be ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. Trust me...

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3965929 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:24

11- Someone once told me it was blue tag sale that week. I pointed to the very large sign directly behind them and kindly told them it was green tag week. Them bitches wuz wrong.

Isoldael | 25

#3965979 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:53

Or when they tell you / demand they should get more change because they paid with a €50,- bill, and you're still HOLDING the €5,- bill they gave you...

LoonyKev | 0

#3965998 - Monday 30 January 2012 11:04

my guess is the class stoner is the bosses son, the boss always wanted to fire OP, just need a reason to I could be wrong

LoonyKev | 0

#3966001 - Monday 30 January 2012 11:06

needed*

By lrgenesis | 19

#3965608 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:14

Don't worry OP I'm sure it'll work itself out or there's a way to prove it, then you'll get re hired!

By McDonaldsworker | 4

#3965629 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:17

lol I know how that is! At my job the other day a bunch of kids came in and told my manager that I gave free food away...only sad part is I don't...too much

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3965653 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:19

Stoners are funny. Unless they get you fired. Thats when you hide their stash and make them find it.

By jacob4592 | 0

#3965670 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:21

Sorry about that man, I hope that kid gets punched in the face and you get your job back or blessed with another one

By cr3ativity | 15

#3965678 - Monday 30 January 2012 09:22

This is when you call the cops to intervene on his sorry ass. When you get back at people make sure that they will never try to get back at you again.