10 out 10 for execution By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 230 You deserved it 582 Tweet Share
You're not the master of your gas? You gotta make your farts your bitch! Without control, how can you crop-dust or Dutch oven?
I've done this. 🤷🏻♀️