10 out 10 for execution

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 191
You deserved it 562

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You're not the master of your gas? You gotta make your farts your bitch! Without control, how can you crop-dust or Dutch oven?

I've done this. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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You're not the master of your gas? You gotta make your farts your bitch! Without control, how can you crop-dust or Dutch oven?

How were you not expecting to fart?

I've done this. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Think it’s about time to maybe get into better shape if squats are making you shit... squats should be second nature not take so much effort that you fart then poop your pants, goodness lee!!