By Uncomfy - 22/06/2012 23:01 - United States - Durango

Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 450
You deserved it 4 494

Uncomfy tells us more.

OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a porn site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.

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Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.

You could've crapped yourself.

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That probably really sucked... Sorry dude!!

I think getting really sucked in his dream might be the cause of this fml in the first place.

I think something getting really sucked in his dream is the cause of this fml in the first place.

Hahaha sucks to suck!!

Sounds like a sticky situation..

He only dreamed that it sucked

Were you dreaming about that great girl who sat next to you, but moved seat to sit with your dad?

Don't worry, only 4 more hours to go…

You never know what to expect while on an airplane... Hopefully no one noticed OP! :)

Does that count as a solo member of the mile-high club?

You've gotta pop a nut more often, bro! Find some privacy every day and give lil Uncomfy Jr a tug! Seriously folks: masturbate. Wetting the bed is your body telling you to play with yourself.

You know what? I think he loved it..... while he was sleeping

1, It isn't that 'it' sucked, some girl (or guy, since none of us know his sexual orientation) sucked him in his dream. Those flight attendants can be pretty damn sexy ;-).

That's unfortunate. Did you have anything to dry yourself with in your carry-on bag?

Well.. There should be a bathroom on the plane

Burnie from Roosterteeth is that you?

You could've crapped yourself.

When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!

Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.

Or dry humping the person next to you lol

Yeah that would be awwwwkkkkkwwwwwwaaaarrrrddddd!!!!

22- it probably was wet humpin, cuz he did cum

Find someone to help you join the mile high club

He might need to rest for a few minutes first before he goes for... Does that count as round 2?

Wow, I'm an idiot... He had the rest of his flight to recuperate. He'll be fine.

I wonder how the people around you reacted.

like this > :O

Like this > / /|( . )Y( . )|

Like this (•__•)

like this >:|

Was most likely more like this o.o or -.- because they most likely didn't notice...

No 81. I reacted like that when I saw your profile picture lol

Probably the same way I reacted to your picture. Which I'm telling you, wasn't a compliment

Oh, and a fap a day keeps the wet dreams away. At least it does for me.

As prescribed by DocBastard.

every day? dude that's a lot.. I guess you got strong forearms eh?

Nope. I do it multiple tines a day and I got flabby arms. Nice image of me, huh?

You people. I might do it once a week. If that much.

I read this as a frap a day, now I want Starbucks and sex.

At the same time?

35&66 It's actually pretty normal to do it more than once a week or once a day. I don't see the problem. The fact that you do it less than once a week is uncommon...

I usually do it an hour or so before sex. Makes me last way longer and look like a stud.

It works I never wake up with a hard one

Thank you, 84. My boyfriend and I do it once a day, if not twice. My doctors say orgasms are the best medicine and helps take the pain away :-).

I really wish no one saw that, how embarassing. :c

If were moaning and stuff it wouldve been more awkward for the person sitting next to you haha!

Bahahahahahahaha yesssss