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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML

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OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a porn site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
By Uncomfy - / Friday 22 June 2012 23:01 / United States - Durango
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  doctorhook86  |  24

You've gotta pop a nut more often, bro! Find some privacy every day and give lil Uncomfy Jr a tug! Seriously folks: masturbate. Wetting the bed is your body telling you to play with yourself.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

1, It isn't that 'it' sucked, some girl (or guy, since none of us know his sexual orientation) sucked him in his dream. Those flight attendants can be pretty damn sexy ;-).

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  forever_born  |  6

Yeah that would be awwwwkkkkkwwwwwwaaaarrrrddddd!!!!

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  boating_guy  |  33

every day? dude that's a lot.. I guess you got strong forearms eh?

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  ohmandapants  |  16

35&66 It's actually pretty normal to do it more than once a week or once a day. I don't see the problem. The fact that you do it less than once a week is uncommon...

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