By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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black0belt0babe7 0

OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?

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teethingtom 0

Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back

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black0belt0babe7 0

OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?

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Kurg 0

where is my other comment???

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Kurg 0

Grrr why does it always skip the first comment I post. I was saying it's scary, I'm only thirteen yet I see kids that are years younger than me, talking about stuff I never knew about when I was their age.

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iluvneon 0

Parents and adults blame it on tv but most of the stuff kids learn they hear at school on the bus, in the locker room , etc

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dudeman1212 22

More like, what ISN'T the world coming to?

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182crazyking 9

86, Cyanide and Happiness? Nice. OP, this is awesomely hilarious but still disturbing.

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cynicalsatireman 12

Those two statements are very conflicting.

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MCart_fml 0

I started using the internet at age 8. By 11 I knew more than what's included in the "everything you ever wanted to know..." book. Tell his parents to get an internet filter, but it's probably faaaar too late for that.

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LANCERZzZz 0

Tell him about Alaskan pipelines and roman showers. :D

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Bunbu 8

I already knew about sex when I was 11. And what's wrong with lesbians?

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Igniculus 0

Some people aren't into lesbians. Personally, I think some are hot. OP, teach him about protection.

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arienh4 0

I knew this kind of stuff at age 6 actually. A friend of mine, who was 4 years older told me. Well, the phrases. In The Netherlands we have a 'kindertelefoon' (childphone) which is a number you can call and talk about anything. Including sexual terms. If you're six.

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hapy_pig098 13

I learned in 3rd grade since i mostly hung out with guys and this is embarassing but i thought ladys had to get thier stomach cut to get the baby out and not that they had to push it out of "that" hole until i was 11

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SonyIsGod 13

Well, there are cesarean sections as well. I think that's how you spell that...

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SonyIsGod 13

Well, there are cesarean sections as well. I think that's how you spell that...

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theanonimouse 0

Yeah, I was pretty well-versed in this stuff by the time I was 8.

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StapleInBrain 0

OMG!!!!I'm laughing my ass of right now

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