Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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Comments (228)
JasmineLovesJam 3
@4 you need to learn to read....he said a guy from his class not his teacher. and I agree I swear you have to wear a cup??? but yeah that's just wrong:S
grapisy 8
*she
happyhak 5
@11, you need to learn to cut a guy some slack...geez, every little mistake on Fmylife.com gets you some dick shoving it down your throat....
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
well, we are talking about hard-ons and gay tendencies, so this FML makes it easy to get some dick down your throat. It's even easier if you have a purdy mouth...
Dante15 3
I agree with azurablade.
JasmineLovesJam 3
@happyhak i was just saying that because you were jumping down #1 throat for being first...thats all! but yeah no hard feelings! =D
happyhak 5
thats alright, i was jumping down #1s throat because i hate retards who are proud of themselves for being first...but yea no hard feelings :)
ILIEKGIRLS 5
LOL. I'm surprised you didn't get a hard on.
Tripout 0
First is I wanna know how u know that he was actually hard and it wasn't a cup or anything of the sort. Second if he is then you'd think that would be a bigger advantage for you. And third if it was just a cup then your letting ur imagination get the best of you. Either way this isn't a fml
Cupffin 0
If he had a boner, then it's FHL. If he had a cup and you THOUGHT it was a boner, it's still FHL. A dude (OP?) was staring at his junk, and he's(Dude you're sparring with) probably not gay.
grapisy 8
OPs a dudette. juss sayen.
Peroxide 3
Crouching tiger, hidden hard on.
allen20 0
#2 is cute(:
yellowbirdx 0
YDI for being hot.