By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 654
You deserved it 6 714

Same thing different taste


say bye to your babies. sperm city is currently undergoing a natural disaster.

enonymous 8

Daniel san... wax on ice to balls... wax off ball hair

juicedboi 7

I cringed reading that. That's what you get for teaching womens self defense classes. Zing!

At least you can be proud of your student because you know he can successfully kick!:/ FYL that really hurts OP:(

HowAreYouToday 34

47, are you sure? sometimes it hurts so much you shot yourself

id punch that kid in his little tiny face

Common? Yeah, man, I don't like the nut-check FMLs. They're too mainstream. You've probably never heard of the ones I read.

That sucks :// Thank god for not giving girls balls

emmarae26 0

I'm a girl, but I'm pretty sure that's gotta hurt... okay that was stupid , OF COURSE IT HURT! lol

SneakherHead 5

Having balls is better than being a pussy :D

littlemissFYL 5

awe OP, you made one little kid a happy camper! sucks you weren't stable enough to join along in singing "Kumbayah" =D

Thunderbender 2

Sooooooo OP: Was your reward that he kicked YOUR balls, OR that you successfully kicked HIS? "Reward" is probably not the word I would choose if my nuts had just been flattened...

Hey be happy OP pancake is as good as gets, pancakes are smooth, sweet, tan, flat, and everyone wants one!

what kind of shitty movies do you watch.

I think #3 got kicked in the testicles.

Oh yeah, I saw it earlier because I moderated it as "Yes".

6 - would you like a suprisingly powerful kick to the testicles as a reward?

well all kicks to the balls are surprisingly powerful!..... unless youre used to it!

kaylaaa1312 3

His reward? Pure enjoyment. ;D

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be wearing a protecty thingamabob on your penis&friends when practicing any martial art? YDI

iSitt 0

cups don't prevent the pain, they just reduce the structural damage. op deserves it for not being as good a blocker as a tkd instructor is supposed to be.

so why would you stand in front of a child when teaching them to kick??

ifailplzinsultme 0

What in the name of shit does "lul" mean?

It's like lol "laugh out loud" but with style.

sxe_beast 11

Its like LOL, but for the mentally impaired.

XxXHaCkErXxX 0
pedosmurf 7

Did you congratulate him afterwards or fall to the ground and the kid bowed or what

bigmanj28 0
ifailplzinsultme 0

Great, another Chuck Norris growing... When you will teach him the spinning-foot-of-death?