Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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Comments (228)
beck15patrick6 0
OMG I can't belive she put this on FML. OMG I was in her tae kwoin do class today wow. Can Peter sink any lower??
AwesomeFMLs 0
Wtf?????
neveragain41294 0
lol I know the feeling
RandomCookie26 0
I don't think thats actually bad. Because, like #35 said, they get it for alot of things. And, thats happened to me in wrestling ALL the time. As well as when I spar in Tae Kwon Do. I don't understand why its such a big deal..
gladiaintu 0
WOW that is just grand
Karhu 0
so u and him had a HARD workout then
SSJ5Goku 0
If the class itself started off w/ sparring, and that was the first match; I'd believe that. I do Kung Fu all the time, but I never get a boner during class unless we've been inactive for over 5 minutes... Which really, only happened once. To the people who call it "Take My Do": have you actually tried anything besides MMA or Muay Thai, or even done something other than getting a mass of muscle which just hinders your movement (I assume you have enough decency to talk about this after doing more than just watching TV)? Where will gouging a person's eyeball out with your fingers, or smashing your knee into somebody's face get you? Self defense only goes so far, and martial arts don't exist to teach you how to assault and maim somebody; its main purpose is to teach you how to defend yourself and disarm the other person with minimal damage to yourself and opponent.
StaticDown 0
So the guy likes you? Why does this make your life F? Yeah it sucks for the time being, but get over it. More like, this ruined my day or week but not life. Guys get hard for almost anything, and seeing as you're a girl, I don't see how you can expect him not to have one. A girl that's into fighthing? That's a huge turn-on if he's into it. My best friends into MMA and he trains some and I know he goes crazy if he knows a girls into that. Just get used to it.
Mefreh 0
YDI for practicing TKD.
shoutdrive 0
Take is at flattery. If you're every lonely, you know who to call!
dude247 0
this Is not an fml, you should be happy. he's the one embarresed, fhl