Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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Delster 0
Haha no big deal, it was probably more embarrassing for him than for you. But FYL cause that would have been awkward. I'm wondering if eurapike has actually done any traditional martial arts instead of MMA. I did tae kwon do, we learn more than just the fancy kicks and the sparring you see in the matches and the Olympics. I've had one teacher who would randomly run at us (with a wooden knife at some times) just to see what we'd do and yeah we did get out of it. There's no point in bashing other martial arts that's not your own. You just make yourself look like a complete asswipe and give a bad name to MMA. Although you don't think it, at the core of all martial arts is respect and discipline. If MMA can't even teach that fundamental basic then it's obviously lacking.
Darrian 2
I fail to see how this was a FML at all. Obviously he likes you. If you don't like him back that's your prerogative, but don't come in here whining because somebody found you attractive.
ashleynonymous 0
James! why are you looking at your TKD instructor's junk? well...he is kinda cute...
BioProject 0
That's hot.
beck15patrick6 0
I live in Toronto Canada & reain at Ky Young TKD & wow that is weird. it both happend at both of out tkd places.
beck15patrick6 0
me NO he's 20 years older then me. The girl he sparred with & got the boner
polico_wolf 0
It doesnt mean anything. Normally it happens to me at the worst of times, I cant control it.
missxteenuh 0
in my tae kwon do class once you become a black belt you are aloud to kick to the head. :)
mothefo 0
So don't turn your back on him, just in case he decides to "unleash the fury".
beck15patrick6 0
I'm not saying I liked him. He has a GF I think. FORGET I said anything