Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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belairbuff57 0
sounds like a good day to me :P
cer184 0
did you hit on him?
jonny2x4 0
Looks like he wanted to have a sword fight with you instead. If he really liked you he would have jizzed his pants afterwards. Kung fu and Tae kwon do are for POSERS. Karate is for *******. None of the above are of any use in a fight. Muay Thai, boxing, and grappling/wrestling are more useful.
plo_koon 0
of course in a real street fight you aren't actually going to do the exercises you've learnt in class step-by-step are you? you have to use common sense and "the basics" to win the fight.
gwinsdavineraven 0
I feel bad for you, but i still think that's pretty funny. I had to comment just because i thought so... lol
zenti 2
If he really did have a hard-on then it sucks for him and not you.
MrBrightsidexvi 6
same thing happened to me but i was the one with the boner, "worst spar ever."
Thunderbender 2
Having a hard on doesnt really mean much. Men can get boners at random times in the day it doesnt mean he was checking you out or anything :/ Although its kind of strange that he could have one while physcially exerting himself fighting.
CallMeHush 1
I hate when I get up late... All the fun has already been had. You should have kicked him in the junk and then in your cutest voice said "oopsie my bad" and then kicked him again. That is unless of course you are interested.
javiermv 3
It was a cup for sure. Anyone with experience in any martial art knows that you ALWAYS wear a cup for sparring.
Thunderbender 2
I REEEALLY dont get everyone saying kick him in the boner. He did nothing wrong...
CallMeHush 1
Uh, because maybe we are having some juvenile fun. Anyone that really expects serious competent advice from an internet message/bitch board is broken.