Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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Thunderbender 2
OP since you seem to be actually commenting here do ya mind telling me how this is an FML?
quizikall 0
Men just get erections randomly they often take a while to go away, this doesn't mean he's aroused it's natural like flatulence.
Thunderbender 2
OP, what I and many other people keep trying to say is having a hard on doesnt mean he was aroused or checking you out or anything and you're kind of just assuming he was... Although I do see how it could be mildy distracting :P But if he WAS checking you out at least you know he was distracted as well :o
ozpunker 20
I thought it would be a nice thing. I'm assuming by doing TKD you'd like guys anyways. Right?
facu 0
more likely he was wearing a cup underneath. how on earth do u kick while having a hardon?
Freeze_fml 17
Could have been a random boner. Not fun trying to lose them.
BloodFaerie 21
There's no button for 'why are you ****** complainin'? We need one of those...
ckc_tkd 0
Excuse me, i also live in Portland and did TKD, does your school happen to be WCT? BC Kim?
das_sherm69 0
ive been on this site for not too long now. the first half of the page i read was littered with some of the most immature and disrespectful comments in regards to sexual identity and also to the martial-arts (TKD specifically) that I've ever read. There is nothing wrong with Tae Kwon Do, Karate-Do, the various Gung fu systems or any of the martial-arts for that matter. Speaking as a Tae Kwon Do instructor and a student of both Judo and Japanese Jujitsu I'm rather appalled at a lot of the comments I've read here. Far as the erection goes, I dont know if the OP is female or male and frankly it doesn't matter. Erections happen, its as normal as flatulance. As an Anatomy/Physiology major I can say with sheer certainty that men get erections in the presence of other men or women...and the process does not have to concern sexual attraction. For the most part, I agree with those who ask why the OP figures this is a 'Fml?' More-over I have read some very idiotic posts so im far from surprised at what gets through. Guy got wood during a round of randori (play), ask for a pause and go relieve yourself. OP: if you noticed the guy was 'uncomfortable', be kind and offer that he go relieve himself. It could have simply been the pressing urge to urinate (one of MANY factors that cause erections). One or two others to name: REM-cycle (having dreams causes erections), blood-sugar levels, certain heart meds such as Viagra.
das_sherm69 0
if i may, how old is he?
stiveg 0
eraupike, you are an idiot. I hope that you spar with your little buddies in whatever martial art or whatever that you do. I hope you spar right into traffic. If you have to make yourself feel better by bringing other people down then I'm sorry for you. Maybe the guy likes you, who knows? If you like him, then pursue.
stiveg 0
@eraupike- The way you're trying to say "take my DOUGH" not my "do", if you are going to try to bash on something at least spell it right. I can't get over how ignorant you are. @op-- Do you live in the Murrieta area of So-Cal?? I know a Peter from out there that this wouldn't surprise me from.
tacoman007 2
The funny part is, the part with the guy having the boner wasn't the FML. The FML is the fact that he takes Tae Kwon Do.