Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML
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Maxine17 8
Should have sparred him in the dick!
flyinmysoup 0
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed
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Comments (228)
infernofalcon 0
@83 Why the **** should she do that? Is'nt like he had control of his erection,,,
BunnyDrastic 0
Oh shit dude HA!
FMLoverAgain 7
@ERAUPike you sound like the gut who wants to get ****** by two men at once. A double penetration in the ass?
ibbert42 0
@OP: Sometimes guys get a hardon for no reason. Nothing to freak out over. But I will agree that it must have been a bit disturbing.
ERAUPike 1
@FMLoverAgain you sound like that might have gotten a hard on writing that post you little ****.
Sekococo 0
with #41 the same
Sekococo 0
mascohist maybe?
MasterConan 0
at least you weren't grappling withem
Saranghaeyo 0
I don't think a lot of you understand what a true WTF TKD class is about. You do more then just 'fancy kicks' and it is something you can truely use outside of the classroom. You learn how to respect others, patients and self defense moves along with weapons (depending on the school) and forms. It can actually be very helpful and it's not just some 'stupid' or 'gay' 'after school care'.
Saranghaeyo 0
I've been doing it for about a year and I absolutely love it. It's really annoying when people down something they've never tried.
Tigg3r 3
Sorry, everytime I read WTF TKD I think What The **** Tae Kwon Do but that's just me. I'm in the ATA so yeah... I actually have respect for other martial arts and I must say I'm proud of you for doing WTF TKD. We also grapple sometimes and learn weapons. We learn how to hit people with wooden sticks! So much fun! But not when you get hit...
razz27 0
lol damn thats the worst and there usnt a thing u can do cuz its a sparring session.