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By snickerdoodles - 08/01/2010 06:30 - France

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - 01/06/2013 04:31 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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By GrippedMyBalls - 15/07/2009 13:21 - Korea Republic of

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Everett

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

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Maxine17 8

Friday 8 January 2010 12:00

Should have sparred him in the dick!

flyinmysoup 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:06

might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed

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infernofalcon 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:47

@83 Why the **** should she do that? Is'nt like he had control of his erection,,,

BunnyDrastic 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:55

Oh shit dude HA!

FMLoverAgain 7

Friday 8 January 2010 20:07

@ERAUPike you sound like the gut who wants to get ****** by two men at once. A double penetration in the ass?

ibbert42 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:08

@OP: Sometimes guys get a hardon for no reason. Nothing to freak out over. But I will agree that it must have been a bit disturbing.

ERAUPike 1

Friday 8 January 2010 20:35

@FMLoverAgain you sound like that might have gotten a hard on writing that post you little ****.

Sekococo 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:44

with #41 the same

Sekococo 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:48

mascohist maybe?

MasterConan 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:18

at least you weren't grappling withem

Saranghaeyo 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:34

I don't think a lot of you understand what a true WTF TKD class is about. You do more then just 'fancy kicks' and it is something you can truely use outside of the classroom. You learn how to respect others, patients and self defense moves along with weapons (depending on the school) and forms. It can actually be very helpful and it's not just some 'stupid' or 'gay' 'after school care'.

Saranghaeyo 0

Friday 8 January 2010 22:59

I've been doing it for about a year and I absolutely love it. It's really annoying when people down something they've never tried.

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:02

Sorry, everytime I read WTF TKD I think What The **** Tae Kwon Do but that's just me. I'm in the ATA so yeah... I actually have respect for other martial arts and I must say I'm proud of you for doing WTF TKD. We also grapple sometimes and learn weapons. We learn how to hit people with wooden sticks! So much fun! But not when you get hit...

razz27 0

Friday 8 January 2010 21:46

lol damn thats the worst and there usnt a thing u can do cuz its a sparring session.

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