By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
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  Schizomaniac  |  24

I agree. Sounds like she needs to have some strong Christian values instilled in her. People don't understand that violence wouldn't happen if only everyone praised the Almighty Yahweh, Reedemer and Protector of Souls. It's no wonder America is going down the tank. We need to put God back in schools. Repent for your sins.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

OP, consider yourself lucky. She will grow up crushing men's balls. I suggest you get a protective cup to wear around her, covered by padding to soften the blow, so she won't hurt her fists, on you.

  gracehi  |  31

No! We don't want him anymore! Take him back! Don't you know we have enough assholes here? And most of them are running the government! Surely you guys can handle just one. He can hang out with the mayor of Toronto! They'll be besties!

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

They should deport him to Mars... that way we don't have to put up with him, and he is actually being useful...

  junkman6  |  22

I dunno... The Watchmen are more badass IMO. Rorschach is probably the best "hero?" of all time. Then again that isn't a 4 year old friendly comic.