By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
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AFCCT 7

Badass daughter if I say so myself

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Welshite 39

She has the makings of a superhero. You should be proud.

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loganHchrist 9

Why do so many parents complain about their kids? If you don't want your kids to behave a certain way, limit the amount of violence your kid is exposed to.

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killinpoptarts 9

Hitler was an artist and look where that got us.... I say more violence= better citizens

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Dthsapprntc 23

If people didn't complain about their kids we would not have awesone FML's to read. I say keep 'em coming.

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rocker_chick105 31

It's the Hulk... it's not really "violence."

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dachayke 16

You're the kind of person who lets Fox News think for them instead of thinking for themselves, aren't you?

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xerbrus 14

none of you have kids do you? they are highly impressionable I'm all for them learning how to think but good impulse control should be established beforehand

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perdix 29

#29, I think the OP is going to be pretty Thor for theveral hours.

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ElricMustang 23

At least it wasn't a black widow imitation, giving you a nice kick to the face.

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JMichael 25

Is this the same daughter who hides around corners punching her dad in the balls?

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martin8337 35

Balls smashed! ouch! Hope it stops hurting soon.

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spookspook 5

Anyone notice the influx of parents afraid of their young child's lately...

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perdix 29

You might want to ask Mom how she chose the target for her green rage.

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