By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 558
You deserved it 6 892
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

AFCCT 7

Badass daughter if I say so myself

441 11
Welshite 39

She has the makings of a superhero. You should be proud.

237 5

Comments

booze_n_bitches 37

That's actually kinda cute. And on the plus side (?) no more children for you to create that might hulk-smash your testicles :)

12 29
J_Man42 12

Cute miiiight just be the wrong word haha

1 2
jorgevianacr 6

There's nothing cute about having your balls crushed ... But what would know anyway ..

1 1
obnum 19

Ack I cringed. So much pain. Get better soon. :(

20 3
umang26 4

I'm sure she wasn't as excited about Hulk as much as she was about demonstrating the "Hulk Smash".

10 9
thelittlemissy 29

I guess she-hulk don't want brothers and sisters

41 3
Dthsapprntc 23

She's a nerd in the making. Quick, fill her room with comicbooks, videogames and Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr. Who and any other sci fi and fantasy dvd's you can think of. We must not let her go to the dark side. And OP, you might want to start wearing some protection, and I don't mean condoms.

60 6
perdix 29

When she grows up, she's going to be a fun date.

22 6
j_cat187 19

Looks likes she's gonna be an only child.

3 1
weveallbeenthere 30

smashing. good thing she didn't have Thor s hammer

14 2
nhbasskid13 23

you have raised her well. I would however suggest investing in a jockstrap and cup for protection of any siblings that may want to come along.

3 3
darryaz 9

At least she'll know what to do someday when her date gets too hands-on.

12 1