Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
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Comments (150)
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
dropdeadtrollin 0
no no no. her brain herp'd when it should have derped. it's got the herpie derpies.
RacerX1695 1
dang, herpes suuuuuucks!
RacerX1695 1
good thing I don't have it… :)
dolphincheddar 10
40. I would like to see physical evidence proving your lack of genital herpes. otherwise. you iz lies!
MrFlintstone 5
she must have recently consumed sprinkles........ donut herpies
Iamnotmyself 17
-40 Don't worry if you caught it at Vegas... *remembers hangover* Oh ya you're screwed.
tjv3 10
you are a douche
je_suis_fml 11
40- the fact that you immediately disclaimed proves otherwise.
ArentICute 0
There is now WAY too FMLs about people talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend and saying their ex's name.
Jownz345 3
YDI for being late
Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
JEHughes 13
so true #2
F2M2L 5
I think it would be pretty shallow for him to break up with her for a stupid accident like that
MaximilianMarche 0
23 ur an idiot
bribearr 6
I agree, 23. I've made that mistake before.
NYCM 6
Like he never called her by a ex's name before
docscientist 10
The boyfriend needs to grow the **** up, that sort of thing happens.
AlexRen 21
that's not a reason to break up, I'd be pissed but not to the point of break up.
baden18830 5
that sort of thing doesn't just happen unless you think about the ex all the time. I have plenty of ex's that were serious and I've Never done that, never even came close
Sacurason 0
It's so convenient when you've only ever had one girlfriend. No exes to mix up names with o.o
Hald 10
when i started dating my wife, I told her it was gonna happen sooner or later, almost all my ex-gf's names are very alike.. she understands, just never do it in the bed!
geeksaresexy 18
My two cousins (who are brothers) both got married a few years ago. One married a Kelly and the other a Kerry. My uncle gets their names wrong ALL the time! Both get incredibly offended by it because Kerry is a stuck up bitch, Kelly is a council house kid and they hate each other. I find it hilarious every time he gets it wrong :)
cimh 9
Wow... I'd be so mad if my bf would say another name in bed! But I honestly mix up different names all the time - but not necessarily ex-bf-names but just different names!
Beebow_fml 5
15-I read that as your two gay and incestial cousins got married at first.
324atk 3
same here 76 lol
mrjmaster1234 0
ydi
TheMasticater 9
Makeup sex!
TheJessica10022 6
FYL op, that sucks but it's your fault.
Ace021 0
U look great. Hope we can talk more.
volley4eva1698 0
hi 5 I think you should put your boobs away because this isn't a dating site, it's fml
a_nutritionist 10
hi 36 i think you should stop bitching about barely noticeable cleavage because this isnt the 50's, its 2011.
anothersuicide 0
well 36, I very much like her boobs where they are
JesusFishTaco 5
lmao I concur
bpell15 5
I think it's funny people talking about her boobs like they've never seen any before. clearly she can wear whatever she likes. and it doesn't matter what anyone on this site says.
artc91 0
Well, i'm pretty sure that pic is not his/hers. I've seen that girl's pic used countless time across different genres of forums.
bpell15 5
or maybe it is theirs and they go on different genres of forums?
artc91 0
66 - I highly doubt a girl like that would be interested in mens health, sports betting sites and Tamiya forums.
bpell15 5
"a girl like that" when you say that you make it sound like you personally know the gal.
Aryan_Sheen 0
nice rack
Xtra_Cheddar 3
nice rack
fijisoccer15 4
you're pretty! :D
Houseofpleasure 0
beautiful w. nice lips :-)
Houseofpleasure 0
hey there I think I have seen you somewhere.
vRaw 0
fail flirt...
W33ZY 0
Hey
Ugi 27
You can't really blame him being pissed off at that now can you? However, tickling is cruel and unusual and anything you say while being tickled should automatically be expunged from the record so ultimately it is equally his fault!
VeganVampyre 27
Thank you! I totally agree. I absolutely hate being tickled as well. You can't be held responsible for what you say or do in that situation.
gofferurself 10
Why do you need to use his name though? Unless several people are tickling you, something like "Stop **** tickling me, I hate it and if you do it again no sex for a week" should work just fine.
VeganVampyre 27
Hmm... This is very true. Good point, 43.
RaaabbleRabble 0
Maybe her ex boyfriend tickled her a lot? And it was a reflex to start bitching him out whenever she got tickled.
Ugi 27
43 - that's a very good point, but does require the ability to compose a rational sentence. Anyone sufficiently ticklish will tell you that this is not easy to do while being tortured!
WildaRora 43
You could say that you were angry and upset, and the name you think of when angry is your ex, not him, so he cannot be angry at you.
miserypoison 13
did he exit the room like "IM NOT PLAYING WITH U ANYMORE >;(" ?
daisyloo 7
Um, I don't think soo?
Synapse_fml 0
im hungry... :
FMijnLeven 11
Aww. That sucks. That sucks for both of you.. ;o
vi3tno_romeo 5
common mistakes...can happen to anyone...try and make it up to him.... tickle him instead...(y)
Melissa92_fml 13
Why are you... Using so many... full..........Stops?
ThatWildGirl 3
if i did that to my bf it would piss him off even more