Kids: Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By antwhite1987 - 08/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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AFCCT 7

Thursday 30 January 2014 18:58

Badass daughter if I say so myself

Welshite 39

Thursday 30 January 2014 18:59

She has the makings of a superhero. You should be proud.

Comments

Florentina 17

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:00

YDI for showing your 4 year old kid a PG-13...If you don't want her to punch you in the crotch, don't let her watch movies where people get punched in the crotch.

kurodansei 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:11

So.... who gets punched in the crotch in the Avengers?

rsue 14

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:29

DC Comics?

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 31 January 2014 4:34

Probably best to actually WATCH it before making comments. I've seen it multiple times - and she's definitely not immitating an action in the movie. Hulk does, however, "smash". She was immitating him. Just in a rather painful manner for daddy.

Jacqui_Meowth 11

Friday 31 January 2014 7:12

You know PG13 just means that some content may be unsuitable for a child or children under 13 can't see the movie in theatres or rent it without adult supervision, right? It's for the parent to decide whether or not the movie is appropriate for their child, not like M15+ or MA15+ (or R or NC-17+, depending on where you're from) where a child under 15 cannot see the film. If OP feels that The Avengers is appropriate for his 4 year old then that is his choice and it is by no means outside of the recommendation given by the relevant Motion Picture Association.

thefastnfuryass 14

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:01

Guess it's time to get her enrolled in Mixed Martial Arts classes.

Crazynocatlady 22

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:10

Yep... Won't be needing those anymore...

rsue 14

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:27

Y'all do know that the "PG" in "PG-13" stands for "parental guidance," right? He was there with her to fast forward past any parts he didn't want her to see or cover her eyes or whatnot. That's what parents are FOR. FYL, dude, but at least you're raising a kiddo with excellent taste in superheroes.