By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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Same thing different taste

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harkerk87 3

It's a sign he likes his nuts!!!!

GetTheFuckOut 7

Why would you expect him to be excited over a thong? Big whoop. It's underwear with a string that rides up your ass crack all day.

kaymi 17

Men like to see women in boy-shorts and in their dress shirt and tie. Once you become a woman, you'll learn about leaving something to the imagination. :)

Sweeping generalizations about what men like, yeah that'll get him rock hard. Thongs are great, boyshorts are great, but in the end they're coming off.

kaymi 17

Everyone has over generalized about something. I'm just talking bullcrap as I sporadically do on here.

geod69 8

Well you can't eat thongs ow can you

Kaleigh090 11

Maybe one of those edible thongs would have made him a bit more excited. We're always told the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Yeah, how is this a FML? You bought his favorite brand of peanuts and he was excited about it, other than being exciting about new strange cloths.

delta1987 2

Clothing does nothing for us... He was excited for the peanuts because it's food. Why would he be excited about you putting clothes on? ;)

jessughka 10

No, but he can eat what's underneath it.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

You said they were his favorite peanuts.