By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 517
You deserved it 64 605

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The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

More teachers should use this method.

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The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

I agree with number 1 YDI also YDI for dressing slutty

ydi for giving a speech on abstinance

Seems like your trying to get them in trouble with the abstinence speech...

Why wouldn't they have a man give the speech? If they had a role model to look up to,the chances of them paying attention would be higher. He could also provide reasons why abstinence was beneficial in his life from a male perspective. Even then though, giving a 3 hour speech on abstinence is ridiculous

I wonder: what kind of program is this/in what capacity were you giving this speech?

More teachers should use this method.

what if they are old or fat??

if they are old or fat or god forbid both. they wear a trench coat. don't wanna see the shape tbh

how do you miss "a few" buttons? i can understand 1, maybe even 2, but more than that is just asking for it

How can you leave your fly down, it's the same question

wow, sorry to say this but those boys were not listening to a thing you had to say.

oh really? I thought I was the only one to notice that... (sarcasm)

those lucky boys (;

Wow fuck you faggot

Serves you right for giving a speech on abstinence. I'm with number one.

It's ladies like you that make abstinence sound absurd to a boy.