By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML
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IngenuityGap 0
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The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

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Occam 0
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More teachers should use this method.

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IngenuityGap 0
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The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

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Lawzen_Rainbow 7
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I agree with number 1 YDI also YDI for dressing slutty

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11colio11 4
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ydi for giving a speech on abstinance

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nightwing2 3
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Seems like your trying to get them in trouble with the abstinence speech...

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FML_Elle 17
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Why wouldn't they have a man give the speech? If they had a role model to look up to,the chances of them paying attention would be higher. He could also provide reasons why abstinence was beneficial in his life from a male perspective. Even then though, giving a 3 hour speech on abstinence is ridiculous

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troubledcrystal 0
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I wonder: what kind of program is this/in what capacity were you giving this speech?

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Occam 0
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More teachers should use this method.

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cH1N1chunga 5
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what if they are old or fat??

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azarel88 11
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if they are old or fat or god forbid both. they wear a trench coat. don't wanna see the shape tbh

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f__kY_urLif__ 0
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how do you miss "a few" buttons? i can understand 1, maybe even 2, but more than that is just asking for it

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flootershy 7
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How can you leave your fly down, it's the same question

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jhc1175 0
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wow, sorry to say this but those boys were not listening to a thing you had to say.

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IMTHEGREATEST 0
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oh really? I thought I was the only one to notice that... (sarcasm)

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piderman13 0
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those lucky boys (;

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tallguy69 0
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Wow fuck you faggot

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0
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Serves you right for giving a speech on abstinence. I'm with number one.

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Nakedsquirrel 5
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It's ladies like you that make abstinence sound absurd to a boy.

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