Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
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blububble412
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Sierra Vista, United States
Busted
Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
Airplane crap
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Leavenworth, United States
On the run
Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Chevy Chase, United States
Holding pattern
Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
aarone23
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
jcesom
United States
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Ohwhy
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Anonymous
United States
Suspect
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Hreyes
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Early warning
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
twitterfailsme
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Rishon Le Zion, Israel
Still not calling it X
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
New Orleans, United States
It's sus to us
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
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haileyshelton 14
Apple bomb?
RedPillSucks 31
Weapon of tasty destruction
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MasterInstructor 5
Airline companies usually make it illegal to bring seeds or fruits with seeds in them on a flight in fear of that fruit growing in a place it doesn't belong. If you want to know more go back to high school.
kittycatdex 8
not the airline but customs...
tranced_ 45
yeah coz apples can bring down the economy right? tell me in what part of the world apples aren't grown!?
Soulsbane96_fml 11
Pretty sure they don't grow apples in Antarctica, and it does happen to be a part of the world.
MasterInstructor 5
Google "invasive species" And yeah, customs, my bad. :3
nightbirdblue 27
Well that type of thing only usually applies to travelling in between different nations. We have no evidence that OP was traveling to another country. They could of easily been only passing state boundaries, not national boundaries. Laws about customs don't tend to apply to travel inside a country, unless their are huge risks about something. An apple, however, could hardly be construed as a huge risk. It is a food source for humans. It is also found in multiple marketplaces around the world. They are already pretty wide spread. Any prohibiting of transport of apples by airline passengers inside of a country's borders would be more than a bit silly.
beaverteaser 16
did you atleast get to keep the apple?
Eff_Itt 20
'Merica at its finest ladies and gentlemen
Dashelle 25
Apparently an apple a day doesn't keep TSA away.
UrYousername 15
That apple must've been the bomb, yo.
perdix 29
What's wrong with you? At the airport, you're supposed to eat Cinnabons, Popeye's chicken, Toblerones and other such shit that will kill you quickly.
wildmonkey 16
Apples are rubbish I hate apples......
dramaelf 37
Nice, but wrong Doctor. Wrong regeneration anyway.
Enslaved 36
"Are you my mummy?" Since we're quoting Doctor Who. (:
ItsATwinThing 9
Still the wrong Doctor for that quote. Ten's only quote about fruit is a "a good old satsuma."
HJKM_fml 19
Doesn't surprise me. You're not allowed to bring any kind of food or drinks through security. Ex poisoned drinks, razor in the apple. Ridiculous but true.
RLG4 20
Was it security or customs? Many countries won't let you bring food or drink in because of either trade laws, or worries that a disease could be carried into the country. It's best to declare all food and drink, whether or not you think it's harmless.
speakersboom 19
fruit of the loom? try fruit of the BOOM! :D anyone, anyone?