Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML
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olpally
| 32
Peter griffin doing this to Meg, anyone? Lol. What a douche thing to do.
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woainishamu
| 21
That's just how he shows his love warmly.
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olpally
| 32
Peter griffin doing this to Meg, anyone? Lol. What a douche thing to do.
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Somuchart
| 3
Embrace the love.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Well it's silent and deadly or loud and proud. Take your pick, we don't all get this opportunity
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mirrorfrost
| 11
I thought the same exact thing when I read this! :O
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science-teacher
| 15
squirts
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
RIP Brian
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jojimugo
| 20
That show is dead to me if Brian is dead
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whiteboy896
| 9
Lol Brian is gonna come back, i just know it.
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Blink_me26
| 21
"You're a smart fella Dad!"
"And you're a fart smeller Meg!"
*grabs head*
"And you're a fart smeller Meg!"
*grabs head*
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lilhellian
| 26
Y'all do realize that stewie will most likely use a time machine right?
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mohamed_H
| 21
What a breathtaking welcome :)
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Peachy2392
| 26
51, you do realize he destroyed his time machine and doesn't have the parts to fix it, right?
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evan_7899
| 28
#61 there is an episode list of future episodes and Brian is coming back unless there is another dog with the name brian joining the Show and Cleveland is moving back to quohag. .. research before you run your mouth... and there is a family guy episode where they visit Springfield with the simpsons soon
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inthedopeshow
| 17
61, you do realize that it's a fucking cartoon so if the baby can build a time machine once, he can find a way to do it again, right? Jesus Christ.
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jojimugo
| 20
I did not realize family guy talk evoked so many emotions.
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woainishamu
| 21
That's just how he shows his love warmly.
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Ambient25
| 24
Yes, the kind of love that carries across the room.
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mercifulbane
| 3
once you pay the bills you can fart too
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reaxion
| 25
On the bright side, he held it in especially for OP, so at least he thought ahead! Awesome dad.
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JoshuahColins
| 19
Oh that's nasty...
(Cleveland voice)
(Cleveland voice)
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\
| 28
...I was reading your comment in Morgan Freeman's voice until I noticed the parenthesis at the end. Then I had to re-read it in Cleveland's voice. Thanks a lot #3. Buzzkill.
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harryisangry
| 6
29 everybody knows that "that's nasty" is Cleveland's thing so I don't know why you'd assume it was Morgan freeman
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
He wasn't being serious, dumbass.
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HelloooooNurse
| 20
What a nice welcome home present.
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crazytwinsmom
| 25
Oh the sounds and scents of home!
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DistanceRunner94
| 9
Home sweet home
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JtPv
| 14
Not sure if pun intended...
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
I hate when people say "no pun intended" when it clearly was.
like "literally"
like "literally"
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jgmarines
| 4
Sounds like a stinky situation
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Kyuzomi
| 12
Really? Not only did you HAVE to do that but the pun itself sounded so out of place. No one even says that phrase. At least some people shitty but really?
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SauceySarah
| 30
Stop being so uptight. Just laugh it off and enjoy your stay at home.
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HISNARF
| 10
Wow the memories FYL
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Ooooh a fart, fyl. Just a fart, laugh it off and move on
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Nurd4lyfe
| 7
Well that sure stinks
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Nakoma_fml
| 10
Aw. . .he loves you!