Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Top comments
briang959 47
Thanks for supporting your local police.
Welshite 40
That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.
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Comments (51)
briang959 47
Thanks for supporting your local police.
Shadowvoid 33
Hey, the dogs need a lunch break too, I suspect them
briang959 47
Unless it was donuts. : )
False_Stupidity 42
Hey, at least they didn't leave a note complaining about what OP had for lunch and offering suggestions for the next search.
blazingshot147 19
I hope that you at least got an IOU
davisjenny81 30
The dogs must have been hungry little buggars
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
food fuels knowledge. the dogs have to reboot. buggars... i love that term for them lol
Harvzey 18
Why is everyone assuming it was the dog? One of the officers could have got a little hungry on the job lol
tucansamTommyG 12
I think #2 was referring to the officers.
Welshite 40
That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.
Pegasustato 20
#13, sister's father? So your dad...?
buckstop1 37
Perhaps #13 was referring to a half sister or step sister. I have a half sister but I just usually refer to her as my sister.
EverestMelting 23
Ahh, well food can be classified as a drug..
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
very true.. that's why obesity is so high in the U.S. gotta learn to say no!
devildog562 33
Maybe the dog smelled it and was hungry. Must have been a hell of a lunch.
dipsheep 11
drug safety over a mere lunch any day!
HeadlessSparrow 20
Sharing is caring!
royal_ranger 12
Does it matter what it was? All that matters is that he had no food.
MELKOZAR 27
"Drugs"
iwadasn 33
Sounds like the drug dogs were still in training.