Kids, DIY, Relatable and Parents: Micromanagement

Micromanagement

By Anonymous - 14/06/2023 03:00

Today, my son screamed at me to fuck off. Apparently, because he only gets one day off a week, he’s sick of me saving up all my projects and forcing him to help me on that one day. He’s now barricaded himself in his room with a big DO IT YOURSELF on the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML

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Deal with it

By tough love - 01/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son came running in, saying he had a project due tomorrow. I asked when it was assigned; he said two weeks ago. I refused to help, saying that he failed to act responsibly and had to live with the consequences. Now he's throwing a tantrum and my wife is screaming at me. FML

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Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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Cool family vibes

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and son had their first DIY project. Less than 30 minutes later, our son’s crying in his room. Turns out my husband is just like his dad. “WHY ARE YOU STANDING DOING NOTHING? PASS ME THE THING. NOT THAT THING, THE OTHER THING. HERE, I’LL DO IT MYSELF. PAY ATTENTION, GOD DAMMIT.” FML

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That would be correct

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 00:02

Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML

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Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

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By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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People don't always get sarcasm

By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

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IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 14 June 2023 3:23

No, really? Almost like humans need rest and downtime occasionally. So surprising, really...

cuz803 44

Wednesday 14 June 2023 4:02

He's your child, NOT YOUR SLAVE!!!! You're forcing him to indulge excessively. Cut it out!

Comments

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 14 June 2023 3:23

No, really? Almost like humans need rest and downtime occasionally. So surprising, really...

cuz803 44

Wednesday 14 June 2023 4:02

He's your child, NOT YOUR SLAVE!!!! You're forcing him to indulge excessively. Cut it out!

dreams2383 18

Friday 16 June 2023 1:54

sounds like hrs an adult that needs to get the hell out of her house. he can be in his own place and lay around. I bet he'd be calling mom to help him

Shannon Peter Chalmers 6

Wednesday 14 June 2023 5:11

do it ya self. stop expecting others to use what little spare time theve got off to do what you want

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 14 June 2023 5:44

he needs rest time and time to do his stuff too! I would have told you to **** off long ago

Anderling 32

Wednesday 14 June 2023 7:32

Did you ask him to help even once or did you fully expect his cooperation through no virtue other than you having had him? Just out of curiosity because it doesn’t make a difference in you being a massive throbbing AH either way

FluffythePink 22

Wednesday 14 June 2023 10:53

"Your one day off a week belongs to me and I don't give a **** how you feel about that as long as I get what I want out of you." Winning at parenting there, Karen...