My name is? - FML

My name is?

By Victoria - 18/09/2019 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, while interviewing for a job, I was greeted by the interviewer with a handshake and a greeting of, "Hello Victoria, my name is Bill." I responded with, "Hello. My name is Bill." I think it's safe to assume I didn't get the job. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 9:20

I hate it when I get multiple Bills at the same time...

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 17:03

You probably blew the interview after your slip of the tongue when you tried to recover by doing your best Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." Some idiot called Tim Cook "Tim Apple" and yet he has kept his job.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 9:20

I hate it when I get multiple Bills at the same time...

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 17:03

You probably blew the interview after your slip of the tongue when you tried to recover by doing your best Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." Some idiot called Tim Cook "Tim Apple" and yet he has kept his job.

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 20:08

A yuuge idiot indeed.

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