By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 432
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Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

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Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

It's OP's fault though. How hard is it to say "sorry, this seat is saved for my friend."?

Hey at least she wanted to sit beside you.... I get lucky enough if someone sat 10 seats down from me~forever alone

19/ but then the cute girl could've looked at him like "dafuq?!" and walked off, thus still making an FML.

Well it looks like... ( Puts on sunglasses) she became a no-fly zone! YEAAAAAAAAA

I am not entirely sure why, but your picture is oddly fitting for this comment.

21- that's why you wink at the girl after to let her know what's up.

I wouldn't blame the kid, that game is hard!

Hate that game! Fucking stupid pigs :c

The pigs are always like "Oh. So you want to destroy me and you only have one bird left? Let me take every block that collapses on top of me then and not die but get left severely injured to where I need one more little hit." Yeah, I stopped playing that game.

Those birds cant fly. They have no wings. Think of it as throwing really fat rock..

Scream at the kid.

Top thinking... Yell at someone elses kid in a public place. Good job Squire. Gold star for stupidity.

Settle down, Brian Griffin. Wahh!

Are some people just entirely without manners?

Some people are just plane rude.

Tell him that that kind of stuff doesn't fly by you.

^ Or land a punch on him. Lol I tried:p

59- The emote at the end ruined it.

You could always fling a bird at his face and hit on his mother.

At least it was a well kept child. What if he picked his nose and ate it the whole time? It can always be worse OP

At least he'd be quiet, if that were the case.

I rather a boogie eating kid than screaming hyper active kid any day to deal with. You help looking at them its hard to ignore their screaming.

Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

Man that sucks. Sorry OP :(

Of coure it does it's on FML dumbass

you couldve spent some time with her in the bathroom

The tiny bathroom barely big enough for one person?

Two passengers one bathroom.

9 is only suggesting mile-high club.

#13 - It worked on "Snakes on a plane" ;)

63, Everything works in fiction movies.

That was fiction!? Oh thank goodness. I may finally sleep well, after six long years of horrible nightmares and medication.

You ever encounter an attractive person that asks you to sit next to them, you FIGHT for that spot!