It's OP's fault though. How hard is it to say "sorry, this seat is saved for my friend."?

Hey at least she wanted to sit beside you.... I get lucky enough if someone sat 10 seats down from me~forever alone

19/ but then the cute girl could've looked at him like "dafuq?!" and walked off, thus still making an FML.

Well it looks like... ( Puts on sunglasses) she became a no-fly zone! YEAAAAAAAAA

I am not entirely sure why, but your picture is oddly fitting for this comment.

21- that's why you wink at the girl after to let her know what's up.

Hate that game! Fucking stupid pigs :c

The pigs are always like "Oh. So you want to destroy me and you only have one bird left? Let me take every block that collapses on top of me then and not die but get left severely injured to where I need one more little hit." Yeah, I stopped playing that game.

Those birds cant fly. They have no wings. Think of it as throwing really fat rock..

Top thinking... Yell at someone elses kid in a public place. Good job Squire. Gold star for stupidity.

Settle down, Brian Griffin. Wahh!

Some people are just plane rude.

Tell him that that kind of stuff doesn't fly by you.

^ Or land a punch on him. Lol I tried:p

59- The emote at the end ruined it.

At least he'd be quiet, if that were the case.

I rather a boogie eating kid than screaming hyper active kid any day to deal with. You help looking at them its hard to ignore their screaming.

Of coure it does it's on FML dumbass

The tiny bathroom barely big enough for one person?

Two passengers one bathroom.

9 is only suggesting mile-high club.

#13 - It worked on "Snakes on a plane" ;)

63, Everything works in fiction movies.

That was fiction!? Oh thank goodness. I may finally sleep well, after six long years of horrible nightmares and medication.