She didn't assume anything, she was having an insane gastric distress.

I think I just found the woman of my dreams. IM me baby!

PS. I vote that it's not a big enough deal to survey for neighbors when it's time to fart in your own backyard.

Yeah, I stopped and reread that like five times before I got to finish this one.

So much better than "stinky situation" puns... :D

You don't have to be so anally against repeat pun usage. They may fall flatulent, but that's what the bury--I mean, thumbs down button is for.

#18, thank you so much for reminding me to dislike your comment... I might have forgotten otherwise.

Aha nice one.

@42 - That's fine, it's just that pointing out overused puns like "shitty situation" is more annoying than the puns themselves. Plus I wanted to use flatulent. :)

But then the neighbors response may well have been "challenge accepted!" and then the fart wars would be on.

#21- I hope the other neighbors won't mind. Or maybe they'll join in...

28- Call of Flatulence: World at War

Just as long as her neighbor isn't Michael Moore.

"Let's play Battle-shits!"

That escalated quickly

Seems legit.

or maybe its the 'what the hell is this terrible smell I cant breathe' cough

I'm sure the neighbor knows who lives next door. Perhaps he can blame it on the dog, or a pet elephant.

When #8 said someone else, I think he was referring to possibly the other neighbors

We must know... cuz I have a war of my own going on at the moment

Probably some Taco Bell, that always get's people going crazy on the toilets

musta ate that beanstalk ;)

Probably Mickey D's, tasty-ish going in, explosive coming back out.

Jesus Christ we need to ban that comment.

I always love it when the picture perfectly reflects the comment