By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 495
You deserved it 5 489

Same thing different taste

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That's why I always steer clear of extreme sports such as horse riding.

Damian95 16

Sounds like a pain in the ass.


That's why I always steer clear of extreme sports such as horse riding.

Misswildsides 22

Horses do the stupidest things. Mine likes to spook out of nowhere, and run under low branches. I hope you're okay, OP

She rides cattle. They are pretty sedentary untill you tie a rope firmly around their balls...

horse riding is actually very safe. i think the poster of this FML intended this to be sexual, which made the horse angry. He also deserves it for having such a dumb horse.

Hey, #1, it's not that extreme, it's mare horse riding.

#42 the phrase "he panicked" leads me to believe otherwise...

crazytwinsmom 25

I'm pretty sure 42 meant mare as a pun for mere.

#50, thanks for not letting #45 rein on my parade.

Not too extreme, I do vaulting it's sort of extreme lol. (See my profile pic)

Murilirum 23

I think dogs have just been overtaken by horses as mans bestfriend, this made my day haha.

Never will horses be better then my trusty mutt

the only trustworthy horse is in the movie Mulan

KVKdragon 26

The horse's name (in Mulan) is Khan I believe :)

SumBur 11

The horse in Tangled is pretty badass too.

Horses will never replace dogs as mans best friend.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Dogs may be man's best friend, but horses are a woman's best friend. Forget diamonds ;)

NagainaFier 16

Amen. Rush is the only one who knows what to do with me when I'm grumpy; stand there, look adorable, and beg for scratchies.

What about Hercules' Pegasus? I'm sure he counts for something.

The Ranger horses in Ranger's apprentice are pretty badass too.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Is everyone forgetting about the horse in Elderado?

Pretty much any animated or Disney movie horse is either a) a badass or b) an asshole. Sometimes both!

#51, the horse in your profile pic is beautiful! Is s/he an Arab?

I'd like to say it could have been worse, but I genuinely can't think of any way it could get worse. Hahaaa

RedPillSucks 31
dhaxor 9

Hahaha Mr. Hands! Giggity giggity!!

Or she fell into a flaming pit of despair then the devil kicked her out for being to ugly then her horse stepped in her and she bled to death slowly and had to shoot the horse with the demon gun she got in the pit and had to crawl to the hospital then finally finish the extreme deadly super menstration caused by her horse and died inches from the door that would have been worse

A sorry comment. Yet they always comment like they will get a like! Lol

Uhm I don't care about likes I genuinely feel bad for the guy.

Damian95 16

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

Wizardo 33

Oh, the stinging irony, why old universe, thy villain, why must you save a life with such a thing that causes immeasurable annoyance and pain?! WHY?!

awnedr 8

Well at least you didn't get kicked in the head op

SirTalkaton 22

You better quit horsing around.

I'd say there is no getting back on at that point.