Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Awww, it sounds like she was there to do her job, and not there to fulfill your penthouse fantasies.
Think on the bright side. If you were drowning, then she would have rescued you and gave you CPR. Then you'd wake up to a beautiful girl.