Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
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Top comments
luck003 0
did you write him a ticket?
locs376 2
some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad
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Comments (261)
Melanie76_fml 0
I agree with most of the people saying he was a cop so he is allowed to do it. Alot of people aren't even paying attention to the fact that the OP broke the law.
justanotherhuman 21
Silly OP. Don't you know the cops have to break the law to *save* it? That's why they speed indiscriminately, make illegal u-turns, and run red lights on their way to local pastry vendors. They have to break the law... to save it. Remember that.
tristan1001 0
49, haha but kind of true
mitsoi 0
yup, can't catch a dude Doing 75 if the cop can only do 65... another way o look at it is -- how many busted up cop cars you see in accidents they caused? most news media GO WILD if a cop causes an accident... unless a B list celeb is caught feeding his pet.... that's hot news there man
Devil911 0
Lol @ #1 OP FYL.
BurningDesiire 5
OP- YDI, don't expect me to feel sympathy for you, it was your own fault for breaking the law. If you really want to be able to make illegal u-turns then I suggest you become a cop :)
itdepends 0
what a hipicrit
Schiffy 18
that's a cop for ya, always thinking their above the law....
twilight_0118 0
so? he's a cop, he's allowed to do that. deal with it.
Flamersplamer 0
Cop cars have more tracking devices in them than a tracking device shop, he is already caught.
lu95 16
cops can do that
hubbabubbba 0
wow tht sucks