Smart kid

By bleredoshia - 08/04/2010 04:27 - New Zealand

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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Never knew a kid could be that smart.

SourSourDiesel 0

your son is a bright young man


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YDI for believing a fairytale.

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misscrazygrl 0

he definitely isnt a fairytale #6

doink 0

The funny thing is, the kid probably plays Pokemon or some other game. So he thinks Pokemon is more believable than a deity.

ballsmahoney 0

ahaha wow! your kids heretic and will face judgement! bullshit! ahah wow, I mean seriously, that means he's using logic unlike the rest of these holy homies. you could learn from him!

guys we'll see later.

SourSourDiesel 0

your son is a bright young man

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Pfft I would piss on his parade if I was to assume that death is just pitch black and their so called "god" is a muderious joker who kills the innocence in this shithole so called life. Religion who needs it. =|

Dude, the kids a champ! 5 years old and he can already tell that Jesus was bullshit! No offense to all you christian dumb asses.

YDI at: "today, after church." You have a smart kid though. Be happy about that.

Roflmaaark 0

Religion only exists for the things we can't explain. Boy is smart.

I think he totally has a point (: I like this kid. there's hope for the next generation yet!

God is definitely not a "fairytale" and when that judgement day comes, your gonna wish that you believed and had faith. If only you truly knew the knowledge of our Lord, you would know that he isn't fake. But that's my faith, all of you are entitled to your own beliefs. I just pray that some of you see the light before it's too late.

This is a very touchy subject, OP, I would stay away from religion in full on FML.

without the light of god, thou shalt be sentenced to heresy, third level of hell

The day Jesus "apparently" walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.

hawxfighter_fml 0

oh I thought Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

I'm religous... I'm Wiccan. I'm not so much as for Christianity.

Knowing Chuck Norris he did both :)

I am familiar with the Christian mythos. I have fully read the Bible, and I know few Christians who have done so. I just can get over the absurdness of the basic principle and and all the contradictions and nonsense in it.

congrats, your lecture on religion helped turn your son into an atheist

@67 hey cool no one cares

YDI for believing that such act of hypocrisy and commercialism is true. OP, your kid is smart.

You're right, He's one smart kid...he has my condolances

Oh shush, You don't even know if your supposed "God" is real, in truth, use simple logic, if he really is all that powerful, then why doesn't he care about us? Its because he isn't real, he doesn't give a shit about the human race. Otherwise he's just corrupted because of all the power he has over everyone, because, religion these days has NO balance of power. Remember the saying "Absolute Power Corrupts absolutely"

Wow, sounds just like me when I was little. Give him a high five from me, OP.

ImSoBaKed 0

#11, no, I'm pretty sure he is actually. Have you seen him with your own eyes? Have you ever heard him? How do you know he's real?There is no factual proof, his 'grave' has never been found (Although I'm sure the grave doesnt even exist). The only evidence of God (Which, by the way, is Dog backwards, probably describes the man who made him up) Is written, which is extremeley innacurate. Now prove that he's real...

102 - stfu thats why this fml should never had been posted.

thebravery 0

78- Hey, asshole, what was I contradicting?

1800getalife 0

^^^ur argument against god makes no sense god I'd real

TapeMan_3000 0

your kid isn't smart. hes the dumbass who is going to burn in he'll. and to all you people saying "lol this kid is smart! Christians suck!" wait till the rapture in a few years and we'll see who's getting tortured then.

Mr. Religious just cussed...that's a just sinned

oh, so can you explain why history itself points back to the fact that Jesus lived? (A.D., B.C.)?????

ElMundio87 0

#121 you presume to think you can judge others to eternal damnation? pretty sure that's gods domain. So you think you can make decisions that god should be making? Sounds like heresy to me. WEll, looks like we'll both meet in hell ;)

LOL :P Religion, pft. It's a bailout for people too stupid to logically and rationally question information. The reason that OP's son didn't believe a single thing OP said? Because only being 5 years old, he hasn't been brainwashed to the extent that he could believe some shit like that. I mean come on, you open the Bible, and the first thing you see is a story which has been proven wrong. Nice little taster of what is to come further on in the book...

thoughtcrimeno1 0

haha 139 is the extreme exemplification of the substandard logic most religious types toss carelessly into the wind. hahaha *tear*

110- There is absolutely no proof of his existance, how do you know its all the truth, did you ever stop to think for yourself and look at the facts to see if he existed?

Nice work on that.

debiasio69696969 0

ydi for believing bullshit and forcing shit on yer son

AA357 0

Good for him. God isn't real anyways.

debiasio69696969 0

I'm wiccan too :D yee yeee

Sooz_fml 0

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lickmyjock 0

Kids gonna grow up to be somebody, no joke.

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45 GTFO! religion is a *****.

^ win

Na, hes got it right

Never knew a kid could be that smart.

misscrazygrl 0


Smart kid.

tereshay 0

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but as we're atheists, we dont believe in hell ;) win. and op, your son is the stuff legends are made of, be proud his 5 year old brain can already sieve through junk.

doink 0

It's funny that you think "going to hell" is a plausible threat to us.

FYLDeep 25

Yeah, guess what, when you die, nothings going to happen to you. Cause that's way better than going to heaven.

When I die, I am actually dead! Didn't know this was such news to you.

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I believe when we die our souls reincarnate into a new human being. :D

Can you believe in an afterlife but not God...I mean i don't wanna become a tree when I die, that'd be hella gay.

ballsmahoney 0

but I'm hoping your religion let's you live the way you want to live it righ? ^^

ilikeyouuu 0

I am a proud Christian, but that sort of comment will not ever help save someone. As a Christian, or any other similar religion, you should know better than to condem someone else to Hell. that is not anyone's call, except for God.

thats what I hate about the 'youre all going to hell' argument, many prostelitising christians are very smug about this 'fact' but we will never get to do the same when they are proved to be wrong :) ps your kid wins!

doink 0

There is an afterlife. When you die, you become worm food.

Me too #75

I completely agree with you #108 it always annoys me when Christians take this "Holier than thou" stance.

Agreed with 108. No one especially those that have faith in Christ should not be condemning anyone to hell.

Your child is a legend.

gecko13 0

what kind of comments do you expect from a FML site? Probably not supportave...

How can we all go to hell if it doesn't exist?