Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
mister_moops 0
good, she deserved it. #2 is a ******.
Daaniellee1234 8
# 10. Lots of people pee in the shower. It goes down the drain anyways so whats the problem with it. If you pee in the bath, thats a totally different story.
amazingkate 0
she deserved it
TheDarkoprince 0
#128. -sigh- and the typical disgusting male stereotype continues. Just so you know, not every guy is like that.
ben26_fml 0
by clicking YDI, i actually mean SHE deserves it.
theMOOSEx3 0
hahaha, so apparently peeing in the shower is gross, bad hygeine, etcccc. I consider myself to have great hygeine, I am a clean person and even a bit of a germophobe. I am not even a guy and I pee in the shower all the time, it gets washed right down the drain! haha its like killing 2 birds with one stone! whats the big deaaaaal.
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Lawl this was the second best one ive read today....xD
Sawadee 0
OMG...this is funny and FYGFL
ibetonthecubs 3
Hahahaha YDI.
genius_man16 1
All these people that are against peeing in the shower need to get the stick out of their asses. You do realize that it saves water to do it there right? And you are IN THE ******* SHOWER so you just wash any that would get on you anyway. Dumbasses. If you don't do it fine, but personal preference is just that, stop hating on people who do because ya'll are so god damn prude.