Miscellaneous: Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML - FML

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint

By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

By Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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You deserved it 43 019

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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You deserved it 982

#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Top comments

VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:51

How is that better, Titty?

VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

winkler 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 0:58

true life.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:40

I'm on the 39th page today.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:04

i feel your pain im going on my 10th hour. lol. disgusting, i know.

BoWZeR 1

Monday 15 March 2010 10:57

ur fat...ewwww

derrickddiazz 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 6:04

lol 65

woot3568 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 19:41

wow you're ugly

gIsaac 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 3:01

you guys are assholes, for real

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

coolboy6 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:36

word you guys are dicks

CherryBombb 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:29

don't worry. your beautiful.

poncho55 40

Sunday 6 October 2013 8:02

Before I even read the above asshole comments, I was thinking that you look very pretty in your profile picture. Ignore the rude people online, sweetie. People are incredibly mean on the internet for absolutely no reason because they can hide their pathetic self behind their screen. Most people would never say such things in person. Never take any of it to heart.

chuksnwali 34

Friday 6 June 2014 18:19

#73 and #71 are dicks

Stephen_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 2:18

i have too

chuksnwali 34

Friday 6 June 2014 18:32

yeah, me too.

y3y 0

Monday 23 February 2009 4:19

exactly what i'm doing instead of my homework, going to fail my presentation tomorrow and had a week of break to do it FML

tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:40

are you still in the first grade or are you just really really stupid to take so long to read what should only be at most 3 hours of material?

skyttlz 32

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:51

Don't forget about reading all the comments

StarFoxy2010 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:49

#22 you're a dickweed. Just hope you know that.

unimportant 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:28

have much of a life? although I shouldnt talk..

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML

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Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML

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Today, it's been a few weeks since I had my first sexual experience in 6 years following my divorce. It was with a woman I’ve known for years. We get on amazingly, more than me and my ex ever did. She’s sweet, sexy, funny, amazing in bed, and even likes Xbox. Unfortunately she also gave me Scabies. FML

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