By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 17:07 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
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"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"

You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.

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You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.

Flouridated water is one of the few conspiracy type things I buy into, somethin' is fucky about it

It's healthy tho. And most water is naturally fluoridated, or atleast my towns water supply is

Actually fluoride is toxic in high enough amounts. Also what the hell, your brother is crazy to punch you that hard over something like that

Actually, water is fluoridated because the enamel in your teeth requires floride to protect from the lactic acid that the bacteria in your mouth produce. Fluoride is just there to protect your teeth.

Wait, I thought the tinfoil was to block aliens from mind reading you... Unless... Does this mean the government is built up out of aliens?!? *screams inside*

tantanpanda 26

The F- ion in our water supply converts our hydroxyapatite into fluorapatite, making it resistant to acids from bacteria and from the foods we eat. People should learn about the chemistry around them before making such stupid comments.

Key words are "high enough amounts". The concentrations are not high enough to be toxic. Alcohol can also be toxic in "high enough amounts" but I still enjoy it immensely.

Fluoridated water is fine, but my city (Portland) also adds chlorine to the city's water.

andrmac 25

Ew 49 I hate that chlorine taste I'd buy a Brita if that were my water.

The Government is made up of lizard people sent down by the aliens to colonize earth for the gem mining industry. Haven't you kept up with Keep Beach City Weird?

"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"

Dude what have you been eating recently? Your comments have been the bomb. I see them in most FMLs haha.

I've been eating pretty normally, so I don't know what it could be… *sips glass of fluoridated water* …yep, it's a mystery.

Your comments are dope! "Splashing some fluoridated water on my face!"

You're such a smartass. I love it. Keep it up dude.

That's pretty rough OP. Stay up

Good comeback, but it sounds like he had the punchline.

Good come back...next time remember to Bob and weave.

Might have uncovered some closet issues there OP :P.

Man you should've punched him back.

Hard to do when you black out.

Sleep walk combat.

I would have kicked his ass...once I got back up of course.

ignorance is bliss!!

He's an idiot. Sorry about your eye.

Don't try to argue with logic. This people only get confused by that.