Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
hilaryy_fml 0
Peeing in the shower saves water. Then you dont have to flush the toilet. As long as you dont pee all over your leg. It still goes to the same place.
Loe_307 0
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
HeyItsWill12 0
Option 1: Just save time, effort, sprout some testicles and pee in shower. Option 2: Everyone in the same household pee in one toilet, flush only at the end of the day. Option 3: Pee in Shower Option 4: Don't pick Option 2 it's gross, even though it does the same good as peeing in shower, so just pee in the shower. Option 5: Stfu.. yay!
MrHippy 0
Hahaha!! Even though you prolly HAd to go that still sucks! Sorry dude!
legs_etc_ 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
passwordvixen 0
wouldn't it be cool if your girl got turned on by golden showers?
AnotherStranger2 0
XDDD Bwahahaha! FYL, dude- hope she ain't too pissed about it. :D Lol. And people. o_o Everyone has peed in the tub at least once in their lives.
Lolrus 0
bahahahahhahaha!!!! omg, u kept laughing at this over and over again. i also find it funny that everyone is debating whether peeing in the shower is good/bad/health risk/ gets frid of athletes foot. Bottom line: F both of your lives and that was a funny-ass fml. XD
toddler883 0
#252 cop yourself on,my comment #128 was a joke you need to loosen up and chill out... i cant believe there is someone as uptight as u in the world!!!
regalarius 0
...I would never have considered peeing in the shower. Never done that myself. But when I really stop and think about it, it's not really disgusting, the urine will scarcely even touch the ground before it's gone, and there'll be soap down there anyways... Still sounds dumb somehow though, that might be conditioning talking. Oh, well, I clicked YDI before I read the comments and really started thinking. :-) Either way, other people use that shower, so if they haven't said they're okay with you doing that to the shower YDI.