Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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cstuderun 0
anyone who believes this is an FML moment also pees in the shower...sick nasties
MsSippi 0
I'm with #68, Shower Nazis, I've peed in the shower before and I'm a girl. Peeing ON people in the shower is disgusting but just peeing in the shower is not a really big deal.
fakkumairaifu 14
YDI. It's fine to pee in the shower if you live alone, but if you have other people in the house who use the same bathroom it's nasty and inconsiderate.
miss_mrs 0
its wrong to live together with some one when your not married maybe if you two weren't living together that never would of happened rofl
LSeb 0
Serves her right. I mean seriously, how old is she, five?
nikii 0
i agree w #2.
Death2_Daylight 0
#306 Unless you dont know how a shower works you would know that water comes down from the shower head, and will most likely wash away the pee. But answer me this; how's the shit gonna come of the bed without some one having to clean it?
Death2_Daylight 0
sorry, i meant #307
myfishisBOBA 0
0MG #128 YOU GOT THAT FROM VIDEOJUG!!!! :D Well. I LOVE peeing in the shower!!! Just not when someone else is in there. or in the bathroom. You should have stripped her off and made her join you in the shower cuz she got so dirty! and then **** her brains out... sexy-hot-shower status. make the best out of the situation!!! ;D
Intellectualist 0
Dude, that's more than a little bit gross, go across the room (if you're in your bathroom..which you evidently are... there should be a toilet in there) and put your watery deposits in there, not in the shower, and thus not on your poor girlfriend...