Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
xxrawr_betchxx 0
#3 FTW lmfao! (: and well, its more of a FHL because you peed on her...
fmlxxxx 0
cretins like 164 need to get their facts straight. urine isn't "strong sweat". it doesn't have "healing properties" it doesn't help with athlete's foot. it doesn't cure infections. it doesn't help to clean your shower. all of these things are easily researchable, go do that instead of wasting your time on FML comments. how many brain cells do you have if you say "it is sterile" and then in the next sentence "it has powers" ? pick one or the other.
Omg666_fml 0
fmlxxxx you're my hero. :3
InspiredByGaGa 8
She deserved it.
rallets 23
i guess she was pissed off and on at the same time o_0 lol
KillaKanibus 0
Hahaha. Totally not even your fault son. FHL. haha.
fortytwo 0
#22, "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!" But seriously, who the **** argues about pissing in the shower? Everyone here fails at life.
_Athena_ 10
Wow, I can't believe how many people are saying YDI just for peeing in the shower. I thought just about everyone did that...
PureGold 0
lol #230 (fmlxxxx), thanks for putting words in my mouth. I didn't call urine "strong sweat". I vaguely related the two substances to each other by saying they're based on the same substance, so honestly, I don't know where you got that. Can't say I care either. I didn't say it has "healing properties". I didn't say anything about athlete's foot (though research does show urine can *help* cure it, why don't you go look that up?). It may not outright cure infections, but like I said above, it can indeed help the healing process along. I said "IF ANYTHING, you are cleaning your shower." But I admit that that's probably not the case...the point of that line was to say you aren't making it dirtier. I never even said "It has powers"...wtf? Why quote lines that aren't there? "All of these things..." The parts of my argument you were referring to weren't even the things I was stressing the most or parts where I was most trying to get major points across. While everything else I said was perfectly reasonable, you focused on the 2 *actual* weak parts. Cretins like you need to quit word-by-word analyzing posts on FML...and you call my writing it a waste of time? You read through the whole thing LOOKING for things to criticize. You're so full of BS. Thanks for reading my whole post though, I didn't think anyone actually would :).
lawlcopter 3
lol OP is like a little dog :)