Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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liskwd 0
Some people find that sexy. Maybe she does too ;)
thuryn 2
I still don't understand why it's okay to pee in water over HERE but not okay to pee in water over THERE, when over THERE, the pee gets immediately washed away. That's just stupid. You all fail.
tevzor 0
I can sort of understand why a woman would be grossed out from peeing in the shower, since it can just run down their leg.. but guys? Come on, you should know as well as any other man to aim at the end zone. Unless you sit down to pee, that is. Either way, it gets washed down in seconds. It's not like people just walk up to the shower and take a piss instead of using a toilet.
Oopsy_Daisy 0
I pee in the shower & I'm a girl :)
Sappheyes 0
She could have startled you, made you slip and fall, seriously injuring yourself! Getting peed on is just her learning a lesson. Thanks for saving water.
MyLifeFaiIs 0
That will teach her to scare you
dr_house_MD 0
how is it a health risk? Plus if you looked...he's in Australia. I highly doubt the CDC cares about Australia
duchesse427 0
maybe your ass shouldn't have been pissing in the shower, it's called a toilet YDI
Maidev 0
i'm pretty sure his ass does not, in fact, pee.
Shyman4ever 0
Peeing in the shower is better then getting out of the shower to per in the toilet, flush then the shower water gets cold
nikshy2329 0
oh dang, bet she wasnt expecting that. lol.