Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
theberliner_fml 1
haha that reminds me a song from guttermouth Just because I live like an animal Room smells like a petting zoo Sometimes I go pee in the shower Does not mean I don't love you
cr1sis 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
diet_otaku 0
there are 2 kinds of people in the world: people who pee in the shower, and people who lie about it. i pee in the shower every single morning, it saves water.
sobored27 0
ok im not reading all the comments not sure if someone covered it..but in the shower you wash off dirt sweat, blood from your period if your a woman...all of which are nastier than urine...and you stand in the tub that all of that is washed off in..then you get out and walk on carpet that most people also walk on in their shoes...which prolly has traces of ALL KINDS of stuff on it..so please..stop actin like pee is the worst stuff your feet/body come in contact with...i mean seriously oh yea for the op...that does suck
iloveericmaynor 0
hahah: to you all who are arguing against peeing in the shower and saying its gross and awful, im not gonna repeat what everyone has already said.. but if youre that grossed out by pee... then just think about everyone elses pee thats been in the water youre showering in. never get in a public pool again (or private for that matter).there was probably pee in it. never get in an ocean, lake, or river. there is probably pee in it. never sit on grass. a dog probably peed in it. oh and probably dont touch another surface outside youre house. someones probably touched it after going pee and not washing their hands. get over it : )
thuryn 2
I don't understand why peeing in the toilet, where the water splashes back out onto your shoes and the floor, which I'm SURE you don't wipe up every time, is LESS gross than peeing in the shower where it gets instantly washed down the drain. Don't believe me? Leave some paper on the floor next to the toilet and take a piss. See how dry the paper is afterward. Also, consider that you get into the shower SPECIFICALLY to wash off sweat, oils, whatever crud is in your butt crack (don't tell me you actually believe that toilet paper gets you as clean as soap and water), and yet peeing into RUNNING WATER is OH SO GROSS. See, the problem is that there are way too many people who just want one Right Way To Do Everything. They don't really think that pissing in the shower is wrong for any reason. They just think that the only place you should EVER EVER EVER piss is in the toilet and there could never be anything else that is okay. Sorry, but the world is not that simple and stupid. Think for yourselves, you judgemental idiots. There is more than one right way to do things. To the OP: She deserved it. No question. No matter what you were doing in there, she took the risk with her little "joke". Whatever ensued was her own damned fault.
krystal_love 0
honestly theres nothing wrong with peeing the shower??? dang. its not like your POOPING in the shower...now THATS gross... haha.
lolzforfun228 3
this isn't a YDI its a SDI (she deserved it)
madeleinelily 0
Man, her life is SO much more ****** than yours...
pineapples_fml 5
moral of the story: don't pee in the goddamn shower. that's all there is to it