Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
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stitch_book
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tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
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perdix
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Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.
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stitch_book
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tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
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DGross
| 8
Would have been even worse if you were fooling around and dropped an early bird special in you pants...only to have her dog start licking your crotch as her parents walked in. Still fyl though
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MakowskiBro
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way to steal it from a movie buddy...
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alicianoar
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Hahahaaa, how awkward.
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Tsunami87
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this picture is nasty
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talktomandybaby
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your picture is really akward
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davidjr_saldana
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ydi for meeting gf parents while sick
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juliahockey
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Cough attacks don't always happen when you are sick.
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sarah56195
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You're an idiot.
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NuyoRicanGirl
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LMAO =p FYL
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Swedish81
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Control the pipe dude, unless you have a little penis then I guess you will run into these problems.
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dre_bro11
| 12
thats what tweezers were made for,
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MrRawwr84
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win ^
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malisa916
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I normally don't criticize grammar on here, but this fml is horribly written. Anyways, OP, just tell them you pissed on yourself because of a cough "atack" that "shaked" your body. No need to lie or be embarassed. Shit happens.
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UpsidedownKayak
| 9
OP is from Mexico, that means english is a second language for him. So how about you cut him a break and give him points for trying.
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nebula748
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>implying people from Mexico get points for trying
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Prolusive
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If you criticise in a constructive way it's a productive way to learn language.
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psychochick29
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Hey genius, just because someone has listed Mexico as their location it does not necessarily mean that:
1) they are *actually* in Mexico (I know, it's shocking to me too that someone on the Internet would *lie*!! Sacrilege!!!)
2) that they were born and/or RAISED in Mexico
or
3) that English is a second language. I mean, yes it IS more likely that if OP was born and raised in Mexico that their native tongue is Spanish, but let's not make assumptions. That's just stupid.
That, and you know what they say when someone assumes something; It makes an "@ss out of u n me". But mostly just you.
1) they are *actually* in Mexico (I know, it's shocking to me too that someone on the Internet would *lie*!! Sacrilege!!!)
2) that they were born and/or RAISED in Mexico
or
3) that English is a second language. I mean, yes it IS more likely that if OP was born and raised in Mexico that their native tongue is Spanish, but let's not make assumptions. That's just stupid.
That, and you know what they say when someone assumes something; It makes an "@ss out of u n me". But mostly just you.
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donkeyshlong420
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You're an idiot it's shook not shaked how can you shit on someone for their grammar then be wrong yourself?
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thrAsHeRr9081
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28 it's says "shaked" in the FML. Who is the idiot now?
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VertigoSD
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Why do you people care? This is my fourth year working on my school's yearbook, and I'm a writing center tutor; I don't criticize for grammar because it's the Internet.
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NINJAPROTOTYPE10
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Thrasher ydi... It says shook. Maybe you should read the actual fml next time
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darkmis1
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Earlier it said shaked. The mods corrected it, moron.
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malisa916
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#11, I was on my mobile phone when I read this, and it doesn't show that OP's from Mexico, give us mobile users a break.
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JustJaredfied
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Well miss, you mispelled "attack".
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daz079
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Try sit-down pisses in future, seems you're obviously, at least half tard. YDI
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MrRawwr84
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sometimess the dick is a curse...
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savvy_suzy
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I vote for men sitting while urinating.
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mightymart
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dont you have enough control to just hold it in until the cough passes?!