Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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DanIsTheMan 1
your shower water and toilet water go to the same place so grow up. peeing in the shower for a guy is normal
Jennydew 0
That is so disgusting! YDI.
derekjeter92 0
I piss in the shower every morning because why would I pee in the toilet, flush and then have to wait for the shower's temp to be normal again. I pee right on the drain and then spray all around it with the shower head. Oh, and she deserved it.
mmakid95 0
Thats pretty good instead of her scarin you and u piss yourself, you on her. Thats some funny shit right there
Dixie_Normous 0
Nothing is wrong with pissing in the shower, in fact it's great. It saves water than you don't have to flush, it saves time you don't have to stand around waiting for the shower water to get back to the right temperature, which in turn saves more water. It's all gonna be washed away by the time you get out anyway, I didn't realize people were so concerned about the bottoms of their feet. Like really, walking through the grass is probably miles worse than standing in piss that isn't even there any more. And to whoever said that shower water doesn't get treated, you're a ******* idiot. You don't think human filth needs to be treated? Moron... -_-
kxu1337 1
why is peeing in the shower gross?
charbelfa 4
Yuckkkk who would pee in the shower!!!
dlyn15 0
You're girlfriend is dumb!!! She deserved it, it's not f*** your life it's f*** HER life!
Shotta 3
A lot of people piss in the shower. You girlfriend was retarded for trying to scare you.
wikifoo 0
Shower water is called gray water Whereas urine and feces are sewage also called black water You people who think it's all the same are nuts . Common decency !