Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Bllasae 0
Lol, #10 is naive.
crossoverz7 0
I agree with #9
MatthewAllMighty 0
lol #3! But in all seriousness why were you peeing in the shower? That is very unusual....
Muninn 0
Urine has been touted as a treatment for acne, athlete's foot, jellyfish stings, and some of the isolated derivatives (urea, for one) thereof remain an ingredient in many over-the-counter lotions to this day. In the Middle Ages, it was used to wash clothing, buildings (ammonia. Ever used Windex?), even people. Most urinary tract infections are caused when e. coli bacteria are either pushed into the urinary tract via sex, masturbation, or wiping after using the bathroom. The reason people generally wash their hands after using the bathroom is that these bacteria swarm all over your swimsuit area. Especially if you're healthy. So, we have a water-based compound that is sterile if you don't have a UTI (and if you do, contains bacteria you are already cleaning off of the rest of you, most likely in larger numbers, anyway), and also contains urea and ammonia, which are most likely in the lotion you're going to slather on yourself after the shower, and the shower-cleaning spray you're going to use when you get out. Where's the problem, exactly?
compuryan 1
#45 I don't know where you get your information, but most homes only have drain pipe which travels to the sewer system. It all gets treated. The only place I can think of where there is a separate system for waste water and drain water is on ships, such as cruise ships. So just don't pee in the shower on ships.
soccerstar6115 0
Can girls pee in the shower?
loltreated 0
I agree with post # 204. People have done worse things in showers than pee. And for everyone saying that showers weren't meant to be peed in: you're right, they weren't, but it's not stupid to pee in the shower if you're already in there. How many people do you know who sit in their room watching TV, realize they have to pee, and just run and jump in the shower to do it? None, because EVERYONE knows toilets are meant for that, and they do use them properly IF IT'S CONVENIENT. Peeing in the shower is convenient, not lazy and gross. If you're already in there, with running water and soap, why not just pee if you have to? It's not like that's the first place people go when they've got to use the restroom. Hopefully the OP's girlfriend isn't a closed-minded idiot like some of these people.
PureGold 0
#224 (soccerstar) - If boys can, girls can lol. I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff. #218 (seb12992) - I think you mean #164 haha...
shmollycoco 0
I kind of think that's more of an FHL...
jessxoxo28 5
#1- hahaha! thats hilarious! she deserved it