Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
somethingawesome 9
45.2% of people pee in the shower.
medfly 2
don't pee in the ******* shower. it's supposed to be a clean area where people clean themselves, and urine isn't clean. how about I pee while I wash the dishes in the sink, because it somehow saves me time? maybe by mistake I'll pee over the eating utensils, then serve you food? how about that?
arcturusvi 0
#261 you are a ******* moron. The sink contains a pool of water where the dishes sit. The shower constantly drains as you are showering. And if you don't suck at controlling your own penis, it should land straight in the drain. That is a terrible comparison. Urine is also cleaner than a good portion of shit we all touch anyway. But I guess that drain is different than a toilet? They both don't go to the same big pipe.... I don't pee in the shower habitually, but if the urge is there, after I'm already soaked, **** it.
stringoffail 0
Number #250... you're a hateful bigot. Not cool. I even agree with you that it's her own damn fault, but sexual slurs are just uncalled for. Are you like 12?
troubleprone 0
At least it gave you an excuse to undress her.
4G63evo 0
Unless the location has a reclaimed water system, the shower run-off goes down into a waste drain, which is connected to the sanitary sewer system. It goes the same place as the toilet waste... Everyone pees in the shower. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-1EgfaotA
mimimi_fml 0
to all those who are saying "ewwwww. why do you pee in the shower? you are so gross" please grow up and get out of your shell. how old are you, 3? what is wrong with peeing in your own shower? you are showering, hence the urine will be washed away.
king727b 0
i piss in the shower all the time yo
mehwhateverr 0
peeing in the shower is disgusting. ydi. #265. yes, water is all you need to wash urine out of something.
IAmTheCamel 0
Yummy