Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
nightmaregolem1 0
omg that is great
TEAZO 0
easy up SHAM WOW! hope she kept you up for the whole time coz it would be a disappointment to let your self down XD
oneworldguy 0
Okay, 13 made me laugh my head off!!! LoL
ohmybejeezus 6
Haha! Your head... ;)
gabbyh 0
oh that's so sad...... She must have been pretty hot to make you hard when she had all her clothes on and wasn't doing anything sexual. I wonder if that happens to her a lot. I think it would be really creepy to be SO HOT just like walking down the street, random guys get boners when they look at you.
LaidToRest48 9
ur pretty dumb its mostly cuz he was already nude
ch3s 4
Being nude should not be sexual, I mean you are born nude, and it is perfectly natural to be nude. Plus, how many other animals wear clothes?
woody768 0
I think societies view on nudity makes it a lot more sexual than it is supposed to be
kettlemen 1
235 People are not animals
Stonedmanalex 0
238- In what universe
irokyoursox 6
Ok, you're naked and there's a hot girl in the same room looking at you. How could you not get a boner?
HeadShots4Hope 0
Dude, what the Hell were they expecting when they heard they were gonna have a naked guy stand in the middle of the room? "Gee, I hope this won't be weird!" It's a "Life Art" class, thats part of life.
Brittanyy 0
HAHAH. That's hilarious.
fourwheelsoffury 0
Bahahahahahaha, best fml ever!
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
DllnBro 0
ahahahaha lmfao
julien672 0
your a god xD
norarabe 0
Good one!
wildstar 0
There was a skit about this on SNL about ten years ago, starring Will Ferrell. If your story is true, TC, then that's hilarious. Like someone else said, it would be great if that girl drew your penis erect.
dwights 0
hahaha 18
thatshot_fml 0
@18, you're my hero. hahahahaha!