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By taylor_b22 - 13/09/2021 11:01

Today, I agreed to spend the evening walking around an antique tractor show for my dad and sons, but I’m bleeding too much to stay out of the bathroom more than an hour. I’m violently ill from it, and I already have a bum knee and asthma, so I don’t know how I’m going to pull this off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 18:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML

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By GeeThanksMom - 25/02/2018 15:00

Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML

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By BadMomma - 15/03/2022 15:00 - United States - Kula

Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2023 21:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, i managed to carve an hour out of my daily working-from-home grind to get some exercise and fresh air, only to spend all of that time stuck in the bathroom trying to take the same shit. I fucking loathe having Crohn's disease. FML

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By meme71 - 21/02/2011 10:22

Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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By CreeptacularBait - 27/05/2018 19:00

Today, after over a month of running to lose weight, I can’t walk without crying from the shooting pain in my legs. My husband is upset that I won’t go to the grocery store, make his lunch, or go hiking with him. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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Welcome to Hell

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 14:00

Today, I got my period two days early. I have really bad cramps and my lower back hurts pretty bad. I'm getting over having bronchitis, I wanted to relax, but instead my mother had the bright idea to walk around the mall for two hours. We sat in traffic for another hour before we made it home. FML

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Warp1978 15

Monday 13 September 2021 11:32

You're bleeding too much, tell your husband and stay at home. The tractors will be there next year.

Hangryko 29

Monday 13 September 2021 15:50

Just tell them you're leaving. Look after yourself first. Yudith is right, go to a hospital.

Comments

Warp1978 15

Monday 13 September 2021 11:32

You're bleeding too much, tell your husband and stay at home. The tractors will be there next year.

Yudith 24

Monday 13 September 2021 13:13

Better still, go to the hospital. Sounds like you're pissing liters of blood.

taylor_b22 7

Monday 13 September 2021 20:11

This is a thing once a month for many females if you aren’t aware, some of us just bleed more than others

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 September 2021 14:25

They're antique tractors,man! Antique! ******'! Tractors! The excitement will be so intense you'll forget your health issues. Wow! Tractors!!!

Hangryko 29

Monday 13 September 2021 15:50

Just tell them you're leaving. Look after yourself first. Yudith is right, go to a hospital.

taylor_b22 7

Monday 13 September 2021 20:09

*im a single mom of four*

Becky Samuel 6

Monday 13 September 2021 16:08

Use your words. If you're old enough to have kids then you're old enough to behave like an adult.

EBrogen 12

Monday 13 September 2021 16:19

Better off being up front and chill at the house. It doesn't mean they can't go, but it'll be worse for everyone if you're not up to it.

Mike Baird 5

Monday 13 September 2021 20:05

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Hangryko 29

Monday 13 September 2021 22:03

What century do you live in, Mike?

Vesi 29

Tuesday 14 September 2021 1:41

Having heavy bleeding is not disgusting,. it's life for *every* female gendered body on this planet. WTH is wrong with you? You might want to go to some sex ed classes and lose the antiquated attitude about female bodies.