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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By humiliated - 14/01/2011 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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Up24Hrs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:01

Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

shattap 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

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Up24Hrs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:01

Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

code2264 0

Monday 23 August 2010 1:40

ewwwww tmi it's Now stuck in my mind. I'm going to throw up. Rosie odonnel naked would be a very scary movie 

tifdunc 14

Monday 31 March 2014 4:40

You could watch ****. Boom problem solved

midnightsun0209 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

i agree with #1

nodayliketoday 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:03

Maybe that's because you're not such an oil painting yourself ;)

shattap 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

Poepiepiesie 3

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:59

Yup if you are so desperate there is always a willing man.

GemmARR 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

Oh lord :S

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

I found this "FML" to be so mean =/ (in quotes b/c I don't really think this is a FML).

justdance45 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Wow you've never watched a movie with a naked person in it or something? you've led an over-sheltered life style.

KK3137 31

Saturday 22 August 2015 8:07

I'm pretty sure OP meant the only person he's seen naked in real life, as opposed to on a screen.

tjh116 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:10

haha #1 exactly right. and YDI for being such a pathetic loser virgin.

Rowdey 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:33

I bet you're a virgin yourself...

Stormcloak 20

Thursday 19 February 2015 6:30

And even so, what's so entirely terrible about being a virgin?

Zigster94 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:10

cant be true, seeing your mom counts as well.

I2OI3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:10

That is sad considering the naked body is a beautiful thing - check out your local strip club, or maybe get yourself some good ol fashioned triple x stuff, but none of that gay manga stuff you can get at the library (see other FML from today)

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