Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
goldfish69 0
you should of been like you know you like this, how bout we go back to my place for some more "modeling"
cherrybollosm04 0
# 18 beats everyone elses comments/concerns/questions hilarrrrrious
greenrapsody 0
thankfully, art students are usually pretty chill about that. odds are, if you're average looking, they've seen much worse. (like old gross men or really creepy dudes in the same...predicament) they'll probably joke about you for a while though :P best case scenario, they were all so intent on drawing your arm or your face or w/e they didnt even notice (best case of course)
bullseye3535 0
don't act like your not impressed
aFro_fml 0
#68 you're obviously not an art student-- i've never heard of a "life art" class. I am however currently enrolled in "life drawing" when in doubt, listen to the guys who take the class, not the guy who models for them
dino_rawr 0
I had to draw a nude guy yesterday in my art class. He faced me and watched me draw him for our 20 minute sketch and it was kinda awkward. My boyfriend asked if he got hard watching me draw him, haha. I couldn't even see from the way he was sitting though. I have to do the same thing again tomorrow...
Mikeymikey 4
legendary.... it's awkward but if she blushed then u're in buddy!!
xoxowhatever 0
although it may seem really embarrassing it happens a lot...so it seems. a couple weeks ago a nude model came into my drawing class for us and he got hard too...you never know maybe she was impressed.
giganoodle 0
i'm sure there are more pornos than i can count that start this way
weewoo12 0
WELL WAY TO EFFING GO MAN!!!!! YOU COULDVE RUINED PEOPLES PICTURES, I HOPE THEY KICKED YOU OUT OF THE CLASS FOR DOING THAT!!! JEEZ LOIZ!!!! but seriously, did u get her number like #9 asked, or just get absolutely embarrassed??