Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
Pachenko 0
Damn man. I hope your junk is above the scientifically studied average. (5 1/2 Inches) Or like at least six and a half if she's a size queen.
trucanadian 0
Dude you should have taken advantage of that. I'll bet if you would have been able to hold a hardon the entire time you could have had any chick in that class
autumnshivaree 0
#18 - I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking that! HA!
frondew 0
HAHA, dude that sucks.
neonoodle 0
well, I hope you got canned from that job.
ZleveL 0
why? it's natural you stupid dumbshit
dg72592_fml 0
just pretend like you weren't looking at her and it was a random erection
captainfailure 0
haha the same thing would totally happen to me. my advice, never go out with a loaded gun
fivealive143 0
#2 ahahahaha
TurtleLG 0
#13 Are you a guy? If so are you gay? I don't think you understand that it doesn't take much for a NAKED guy to get a boner looking at a girl.
christoefur 0
haha this was hilarious #14 youre a punk though.