Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art... - FML

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

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Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

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Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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Pachenko 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:15

Damn man. I hope your junk is above the scientifically studied average. (5 1/2 Inches) Or like at least six and a half if she's a size queen.

trucanadian 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:18

Dude you should have taken advantage of that. I'll bet if you would have been able to hold a hardon the entire time you could have had any chick in that class

autumnshivaree 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:20

#18 - I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking that! HA!

frondew 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:26

HAHA, dude that sucks.

neonoodle 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:26

well, I hope you got canned from that job.

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:13

why? it's natural you stupid dumbshit

dg72592_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:35

just pretend like you weren't looking at her and it was a random erection

captainfailure 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:35

haha the same thing would totally happen to me. my advice, never go out with a loaded gun

fivealive143 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:36

#2 ahahahaha

TurtleLG 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:36

#13 Are you a guy? If so are you gay? I don't think you understand that it doesn't take much for a NAKED guy to get a boner looking at a girl.

christoefur 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:38

haha this was hilarious #14 youre a punk though.

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