Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Fadakar 0
#14 You must not be very attractive to be so dumbstruck by the fact guys get boners by looking at women, huh?
TEAZO 0
#42 do i look like a guy to you?! and my comment had nothing to do with him getting hard there jokes man hate when people take these things so seriously
ninjalife 0
#18 just made my day. lmfao !
Riceman80 0
You, sir, are a disgrace. You should have, at that very moment, smiled, winked, and said "One day, this will all be yours". Or "Breathtaking, isn't it?"
InsaneOblongata 0
#18 best comment ever
squeaky_fml 0
I'm sure that happens all the time. I'd say next time ********** a few times right beforehand and maybe then you'd be less likely to get a hard on. I don't really know, though, since I have no penis. #64 nude models are usually from outside of the class and they get paid good money, like $15 an hour.
Shadesthebird 0
that sucks so hard
faygo19 0
Since i have had this art class before not knowing I showed up to the first day of class and an old lady came out and got naked and we had to draw her. I was alright with it but really not the class i was looking to take. Advanced drawing doesn't mean naked drawing to me but anyways she was on her period and i asked if i was to draw the string. No one laughed so I left at the break and dropped the class. Oh but you don't draw the penis just make them look like the ken doll.
Laterose 0
Wait--so no one laughed at your tasteless joke about her tampon string, which made you sad enough to drop the class? Or just too embarrassed to go back? Just make your own decision about whether or not to draw the string. And why wouldn't you draw their penis? It's part of a guy's body, isn't it?
mylifesucks_alot 0
#64, just for clarification, the students in this type of class are not required to be nude. In fact, that would be awkward and I highly doubt any college would promote a "lets all get naked and sit in a big circle" class. The students ARE however, required to draw a nude model. That's why the OP was naked in a classroom. He was paid to be there and pose nude. I don't know why this concept is so perplexing to non-art/design students.
EffYourLyf 0
#32 YOU'RE YELLOW!