EmperorChowilio

About Emperorchowilio

I like offroading and stuff. Feel free to message me

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Emperorchowilio's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

64%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

39%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

39%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

78%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

48%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

16%

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Emperorchowilio's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Welpthatwasfast - / Friday 10 June 2016 07:57 /

Check that expiration date man, it's later than you think

Today, I went to take my permit test. I had been studying for months and was familiar with the whole book. When I sat down to take my test, I didn't recognize any of the questions. I went home and found out the book I used to study was the book my mom used to take her test in 1970. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dk_2k16 - / Tuesday 12 April 2016 20:29 / United States - Hattiesburg

Creepy

Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 January 2016 09:41 / Switzerland - Ruschlikon

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 15 November 2010 07:26 /

Today, on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notliked - / Thursday 1 October 2009 10:33 / United States

EmperorChowilio

Beginner

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

Checking you out

FAAAAAACEBOOK

I’m your new creative director

Happy ending

Night owl

I like your style

The Mixer

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Profile completed

It's in the can!

What'ch'all looking at?

A new thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

Censored

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

42

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

50 favorites

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Check that expiration date man, it's later than you think

Creepy